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ndyjwaldron.bsky.social
It's andy waldron.
@ndyjwaldron.bsky.social
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he/him. bk-based, wacky inflatable cultural worker. i wear the late-stage synthpop outfit, @sailorboyfriend.bsky.social . janitor of [dodiy.org]. views are my own, then they become my son's IF I DIE. [andyhasa.website]
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This year, for my birthday (which, I cannot stress this enough, is also Snoopy's):

Consider checking out a *brand new* @sailorboyfriend.bsky.social remix of @sunkin.bsky.social we put out this week! Perfect for watching headlights on the parade…

Available/streaming wherever your data is sold 🫡
August 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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what good is migrating to a new social media platform if it won't let me post my flash fiction [see attached screenshot]
A screenshot of the following text typed out in a Bluesky compose button: A nervous figure paces back-and-forth between the midnight and the dawning. It's election night across the pond and sweat is starting to collect under his newest beanie. As results pour in and confirm the inevitable, the ringing starts. Insistent. Endlessly repeating – like the expensive delay on a Korg SDD-3000 effects pedal. He picks up the last Apple device in the country with Songs of Innocence still on it and pensively answers, "Hello?" From the other end of the call, an Island exec volleys back with another question: "Edge, did you hear the good news? It's a new day in America. "We can get Bono saying the n-word on wax now."
February 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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lifehack! save time filling out therapy/psychiatry intake forms by simply attaching photos of your family's 20 year old bathroom reading material ("the book of bunny suicides" by andy riley)
An Andy Riley drawing of bunnies waiting in a cave for rocks to fall An Andy Riley drawing of a bunny sitting in the middle of a street between two storefronts: World of Knives and Electro-Magnets 'R' Us (opening Monday) An Andy Riley drawing of two bunnies lazing within sight of other animals boarding Noah's Ark A coverless, water-stained copy of "The Book of Bunny Suicides" by Andy Riley, held over a [closed] toilet bowl
December 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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THANK YOU Them for adding "Young Adult Novel" to ur shelf – alongside some heavy hitters!

Consider this an invitation to SCREAM WITH ME (ur Sailor Boyfriend) at a couple FREE shows this month:

- Williamsburg's The Gutter TOMORROW 11.21 at 8p
- Jersey's The Asbury Hotel on Black Friday, 11.29 at 7p
a graphic of Them's article, "38 Queer Anthems of Resistance for When You Need to Scream Into the Void", by Juan Velasquez and James Factora, featuring portraits of Tracy Chapman, David Bowie, and Kimya Dawson. There's no Bowie in the actual playlist as of writing (11.20 at 11:24am) but if I were to include one, I add something like… "Oh! You Pretty Things" or maybe "Moonage Daydream"... NOTHING off of Let's Dance....
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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simply delighted to learn the guy behind Hey Arnold! is a Lodger freak
A screenshot of Bowie performing Boys Keep Swinging on the Kenny Everett show with a comment from Craig Barlett that reads "I love Lodger. When he died I put on Red Sails to express my grief. The Hinterland! The Hinterland!"
May 28, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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For Your Consideration
It's me looking hearthrobbingly into the camera with a pink striped tee and a dark outer shirt in my bedroom
March 15, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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tired: being paid in exposure
wired: being paid in drink tickets
inspired:
A panel from "Nancy" where Sluggo presents a jar of worms to Nancy and says, "They pay me in woims"
February 29, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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NYC + ASBURY PARK ENJOYERS OF LIVE MUSIC:

my face looks like this [slide 1] so that hers can look like this [slide 2] and your nights can look like this [slides 3 + 4].

BIG OIL and @sailorboyfriend.bsky.social gigs within a few days of each other....the Rock Don't Stop!
andy with a coat on, fuzzy neck warmer, tossed hair, in front of a few trees and a blue sky maggie the dog in a snow jacket sitting on a rug a flyer for monday, feb. 19 at arlene's grocery with moderate rock, robot princess, big oil, and awful din a flyer for thursday, february 22nd at berkeley bar presented by black lipstick with veronica prudence, sailor boyfriend, and with sails ahead
February 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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two gigs coming up IMMINENTLY in scenic new yawk citaay:

- late stage synthpop (sailor boyfriend) TOMORROW on a v. eclectic bill in queens

- lively placebo-indebted indie (big oil) on PRESIDENT'S DAY via a riffy bill in manhattan
February 7, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5K...
it's the "save me" meme but it reads: "the rentals covering blur with maya rudolph on lead vocals" in each instance (i.e., a series of tweets that read "the rentals covering blur with maya rudolph on lead vocals save me..", "the rentals covering blur with maya rudolph on lead vocals", then "save me the rentals covering blur with maya rudolph on lead vocals"
February 4, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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before 2023 is over… does anyone need the Moon lassoed for them?
it is me with short, brown hair and a striped sweater taking a selfie in front of a print of a train station and a slightly messy bed it is a screencap from "it's a wonderful life" featuring jimmy stewart pointing and wearing a striped sweater and donna reed looking at him, surrounded by foliage
December 29, 2023 at 1:45 AM
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oooh you want to RECORD Alex Mercuri (Pom Pom Squad, Long Neck, Sailor Boyfriend) & his RIFFS ON YOUR SONG so bad oooooh you want GUITAR AND/OR BASS LESSONS from the shredmaster supreme himself oooooh you're AMAZED by how feasible it is to DM him on twit or IG (via @/alexmercuri) about such matters…
October 12, 2023 at 4:07 PM
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reskeet with your current favorite selfie
It's Andy looking deshevelled into camera, wearing a white tee, hair a bit messy
September 25, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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didn't get a call back from the popsicle joke gig . . my agent said i was too niche ?
an eaten popsicle with the following joke imprinted: "WHAT IS DANZIG'S FAVORITE ARONOFSKY MOVIE? MOTHER!"
August 23, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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Have a great night everybody, and get home safe.
It's me with my dog in a Barbie booth
August 6, 2023 at 4:33 AM
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JACKSON HEIGHTS, QUEENS: I'm performing TONIGHT at espresso 77, singing songs in a voice/keys setup for the first time in god knows how long. No backing tracks to save me. The great Jorge of Fear Not Ourselves Alone will be there too! 7:30p. Very casual. Pic unrelated.
FB screenshot of basset hound among flowers with the caption, "It is so good to be outside and to smell flowers ! Yes i am a romantic boy 🤎"
July 18, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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"EXTRA EXTRA: Looks like Selena Gomez has been HORSIN' AROUND with Jeremy Allen White, who's had a FOAL schedule between Hulu TROTTING OUT a new season of his hit show, and the actor getting SADDLED with divorce papers from Addison Timlin."
It's a screenshot of a Tumblr post from user busterkeatonholic featuring a beautiful horse wearing a hat, a camera around his neck, and a typewriter he's got his mouth against, as if he's typing. There's a caption beneath the horse that reads, "Hank the equine journalist", then a follow-up from user neodadaslut that reads, "what will he report"
July 7, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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still unsure of how to use this account so in the interim I will share that my electro new wavey fun time project SAILOR BOYFRIEND is almost done with an EP's worth of tunes (!) and I'll be playing most of 'em tonight at HEAVEN CAN WAIT in MANHATTAN $15 ticket oh yeah
It's a show flyer for Heaven Can Wait next Wednesday, 6/28 with Chris Sunshine, Roxanne, and Sailor Boyfriend at 7p
June 28, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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INCOMING SAILOR BOYFRIEND GIGS: a just added set over at Heaven Can Wait this coming Wednesday, then exactly a month later at Hart Bar. both NYC, baby.
It's me in a glitter jacket leaning melodramatically in front of holiday lights in a basement It's a show flyer for Heaven Can Wait next Wednesday, 6/28 with Chris Sunshine and Roxanne at 7p It's a show flyer with me, Tonsil Hockey, The You Suck Flying Circus, Ciemme, and Jeffheaven at Hart Bar on Wednesday, July 26 at Hart Bar c/o Friendship Quest Booking
June 22, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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My first tweet, below, made on 11/20/2010 at 3:16 p.m. I give it a solid 5/10. Could've been better; could've been worse. High school me went for an "Emmy monologue joke from Neil Patrick Harris" amount of cleverness.
Tweet made by me reading "This... might just be another bad idea. Like the time I created a Facebook with the intention of connecting with old friends, HA!" made at 3:16 PM on Nov 20, 2010
June 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM