This is already inaccurate, he didn't even put his hand on the bible

Congratulations to Jeffrey on finally sending his very own giant metal penis to space.

I'm gonna be so for real rn, I didn't know people still used pornhub in 2025

OH GOD NO, PLEASE, MAKE IT GO AWAY! JESUS CHRIST!

For how much longer, though? 🤔

I mean... youre not wrong! Maybe not on twitter, tho, unless you're ready for the heaps of shit it'll attract from the right.

Ofc they can. They won't--but they can.

Clearly, they didn't get the hint. How many more "CEO slayings" will have to happen before they do?

I hope his words and intentions stay true. History says I should worry, but wouldn't it be nice for things to play out as intended? For the Syrian people to leave the violence and repression behind? How much better it would be for the region too. Either way they've earned their moment of celebration

Ah yes, President-elect Elon Musk.

Yo, let's go! America may be fucked, but at least the rest of the world will live on.

Honestly, TikTok's moderation is horrendous, so perhaps it being sold or shut down in the US isn't the worst thing that could happen? I still think the reasoning behind the ban is laughable seeing as Twitter is right there, but it doesn't mean TikTok doesn't have its own set of profound issues.

I mean, they're gonna have an even smaller majority than they do now at least till April. It's gonna be a fun start to the year lol

Lmao when did Jeff Bezos turn into Susan Collins?

Most democrats don't seem to care or are in support of the president's choice. Even MAGA doesn't care a whole lot either. Most of the pearl-clutching comes from old establishment Dems and ironically the media, bc they sure love holding Biden to a different standard than Trump and MAGA. Pfft!

Hahahaha, no, don't make them spare us, I wanna point and laugh

Man, do they all use the same place for their botox, 'cause this is NOT a glowing endorsement.

This probably does more to legitimize BRICS in the eyes of countries that might be less comfortable trading in dollars than anything Russia, China, India, Brazil and South Africa could've done.