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Ndro
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(propper noun) - [en-droe] Writer, Graphic Designer, Human Amusement at an Hourly Rate. 
To answer your questions: Yes, No, Milton Keynes, Twice, 27 & Kwerji


Out to Lunch in a corner of central Scotland


He/Him

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In vaguely related news, I got this absolutely adorable new pride flag in the form of a tunnocks teacake pin from an art market in town recently, it’s really neat.

go show the artist some appreciation: www.kakibot.net
June 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s pride month! And given how LGBTQIA+ rights are under home and abroad, it’s more important than ever we stand up for ourselves and our siblings.

Also, lets actually hold rainbow washing capitalism to practice what they preach, mkay? Because otherwise the fuck is the point?
June 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
How do they rise up?

#glorious25th #gnuterrypratchett
May 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I choose to believe that Alien and Red Dwarf exist in the same universe, and that Mac McDonald’s character in Aliens had the good fortune to survive somehow, join the JMC and rise to captain, and then the misfortune to cross paths with Arnold J. Rimmer.
February 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ndro coded characters:
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Are you suggesting AI companies steal their content, OpenAI? I am shocked! Shocked I say.

Ok, maybe not shocked…
January 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Slap me down for a version of Holly, if the fates will it 😊
December 29, 2024 at 1:00 PM
The pudmobile has taken flight once more, so a merry christmas to those who observe, and a happy winter light festival to all.

Never forget: it’s mad out there, so be kind to one another.
December 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Travelling down to family for xmas, so its time for traditional pre-train beer.

The bar in the Waverley waiting room has become a brewdog since last I used it. Better beer at least.
December 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Meanwhile, next to a postbox somewhere in Central Scotland…
December 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Meanwhile in my local [Popular Discount Supermarket Chain]: Food crime!

…why is it green? Why does it look like a wedge of avocado? What possessed you to marry cheese and wasabi? What the fuck is going on Li[Popular Discount Supermarket Chain]?!
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Un Train
September 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Oh fuck off into the sea, LikedIn.

Whats fun is “the skills required to do your job will change” is total cold read scammy nonsense, as this is to my work account which does have access to LinkedIn learning, but no actual indication of what I do.
September 10, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Its foggy in the city today, which stands to reason in coastal scotland, so of course I climbed a hill. There’s a whole castle out there somewhere.

Also the quality of sound up hear with… foggy reverb(?) is nuts!
September 7, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Sittin' in a sleazy snack bar sucking sickly sausage rolls…
August 31, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Design and/or transport geek talk: this is the first time I’ve seen Rail Alphabet 2 in the wild, and it’s… well, fine. Not as impactful or distinct as the Calvert original font, or whatever Network Rail had before this iteration. It’s, well, a hard fine in my opinion
August 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Sitting in the station bar waiting for my train south (to spend time with folk) with a pint and an at-best-ok pastie, surrounded by Geordies for… some reason, and in saunters this punter.

I love this city.
August 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
God, late stage capitalism is just trying to make the web as bleak as possible isn’t it?

To answer your question, The Beeb, no, no you shouldn’t have to fucking pay for online privacy. Or any privacy. And anyone who says otherwise is a fucking vulture.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
August 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Hwupah!
July 27, 2024 at 11:43 AM
It’s Pride Month! Solidarity to all the LGBTQIA+ community, we need it now more than ever given, y’know, everything.

Stay weird and wonderful, y’all.
June 1, 2024 at 5:19 PM
No, really, the arena they construct around the castle every year is fascinatingly horrible, genuinely like something from the latter day Deus Ex games.

Nothing says world heritage site quite like stadium seating over a steep drop, eh?
May 25, 2024 at 2:44 PM
“So what did you spend one of your rare mandated days off doing, Ndro?”

Graveyard.
April 1, 2024 at 12:31 PM
…yes and who banned it again, the BBC?

(the article does eventually go all passive voice and state it “wasn’t shown on the BBC” at the time)
March 3, 2024 at 11:36 AM
…ok, that confirms it, Jacob Rees “Horrible throwback gobshite” Mogg has to be a psyops sent to plague us by militant time travelling Georgian satirists.

There is bizarrely unhinged, even by both Big and Small C conservative standards.
February 21, 2024 at 12:17 PM