Oops.

They’re too busy trying to poll their way into “the middle.” Whatever the hell that means.

I learned how to pronounce it watching endless hours of TV and hearing it being trashed talked in Advil and Aleve commercials.

That’s no space station…

Even better when it faces to the northeast and the curtains don’t quite close the gap at the pillar in the corner.

I’ve also discontinued unstable approaches, stopped the plane before ground collisions, addressed inflight incidents such as electrical fires, and even had passenger medical incidents without the need to tell lengthy stories on the PA.

But I do make sure to say thank you as they walk off the plane.