Ndime Apha
@ndimeapha.bsky.social
Instagram Exit-er. Twitter Quitter. DeadBird Dumper. Dabbler. Maker. Enjoyer of Creative Things. Grownup.
I thought I was turning it up because I’m getting old.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
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January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I thought I was turning it up because I’m getting old.
I don’t need to see a film about a woman’s rage.
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a t-shirt that says gk
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January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I don’t need to see a film about a woman’s rage.
President Monty Hall.
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
President Monty Hall.
Yessssssss…
a woman with a large afro and hoop earrings is standing next to a wall .
ALT: a woman with a large afro and hoop earrings is standing next to a wall .
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January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Yessssssss…
He said something right…this time. Doesn’t make me want to stand anywhere near him, though.
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He said something right…this time. Doesn’t make me want to stand anywhere near him, though.
#1 Vote for better Democrats; #2 Do your due diligence as a voter and follow up on them during their term. Don’t just vote and think the job is done. Your representatives don’t know what you want unless you tell them.
#3 Make sure they’re not the Minority Party with no power. (See #1)
#3 Make sure they’re not the Minority Party with no power. (See #1)
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
#1 Vote for better Democrats; #2 Do your due diligence as a voter and follow up on them during their term. Don’t just vote and think the job is done. Your representatives don’t know what you want unless you tell them.
#3 Make sure they’re not the Minority Party with no power. (See #1)
#3 Make sure they’re not the Minority Party with no power. (See #1)
Damn.
And they’ve already attempted to cover it up.
Thankfully the coverup is failing.
And they’ve already attempted to cover it up.
Thankfully the coverup is failing.
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Damn.
And they’ve already attempted to cover it up.
Thankfully the coverup is failing.
And they’ve already attempted to cover it up.
Thankfully the coverup is failing.
You know this, how?
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You know this, how?
I’d get them for my office but we can’t use Bluetooth at my workplace. 😢
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I’d get them for my office but we can’t use Bluetooth at my workplace. 😢
Please give some examples!
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Please give some examples!
An anime hologram. With headphones and built-in cameras.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass.
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
An anime hologram. With headphones and built-in cameras.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass.
Is there another place to watch other than on DeadBird?
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Is there another place to watch other than on DeadBird?
Depends on which set of friends you ask.
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Depends on which set of friends you ask.
People who voted for this, I hope it bites you in the ass.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
People who voted for this, I hope it bites you in the ass.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
NORAD Santa Tracker is, like…
a woman in a white shirt is holding a cup of coffee
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December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
NORAD Santa Tracker is, like…
The fish rots from the head down.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The fish rots from the head down.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
Our Government didn’t. Somebody was ordered to say that.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Our Government didn’t. Somebody was ordered to say that.
You know that there are people in the House who are trying to do what you sent them there to do, but anyone who tells you they’re going to do it alone is a liar.
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You know that there are people in the House who are trying to do what you sent them there to do, but anyone who tells you they’re going to do it alone is a liar.
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
Are you trying to meet a deadline?
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Are you trying to meet a deadline?
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Who says you’re not allowed?
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who says you’re not allowed?
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Where TF did $900 Billion come from?!?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Where TF did $900 Billion come from?!?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
Who’s eating Happy Meals?
Damn.
Damn.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Who’s eating Happy Meals?
Damn.
Damn.