Ndime Apha
@ndimeapha.bsky.social
Instagram Exit-er. Twitter Quitter. DeadBird Dumper. Dabbler. Maker. Enjoyer of Creative Things. Grownup.
People who voted for this, I hope it bites you in the ass.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
People who voted for this, I hope it bites you in the ass.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting.
May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
NORAD Santa Tracker is, like…
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December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
NORAD Santa Tracker is, like…
The fish rots from the head down.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The fish rots from the head down.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
Our Government didn’t. Somebody was ordered to say that.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Our Government didn’t. Somebody was ordered to say that.
You know that there are people in the House who are trying to do what you sent them there to do, but anyone who tells you they’re going to do it alone is a liar.
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You know that there are people in the House who are trying to do what you sent them there to do, but anyone who tells you they’re going to do it alone is a liar.
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
[cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
Are you trying to meet a deadline?
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Are you trying to meet a deadline?
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Put your needles down.
Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying:
“Soon…”
Call it a day and enjoy.
If they are getting something made by you, they understand.
If they don’t, keep the thing.
Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
Who says you’re not allowed?
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Who says you’re not allowed?
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Is there a law I didn’t know about?
You’re allowed.
And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it.
So, post!
Where TF did $900 Billion come from?!?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Where TF did $900 Billion come from?!?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
Who’s eating Happy Meals?
Damn.
Damn.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Who’s eating Happy Meals?
Damn.
Damn.
If they weren’t so scared and knew how rubbish their policies are, they wouldn’t go to such lengths like ultra-gerrymandering.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If they weren’t so scared and knew how rubbish their policies are, they wouldn’t go to such lengths like ultra-gerrymandering.
No, baby.
Chaos is here.
Chaos is here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No, baby.
Chaos is here.
Chaos is here.
What do you suggest “we” do about it?
Some of *us* told you all this would happen if that man was elected and allowed to select SCOTUS justices.
Talk to people you know who didn’t vote. Ask them why *they’re* letting them get away with taking our rights and letting tr*mp be an authoritarian.
Some of *us* told you all this would happen if that man was elected and allowed to select SCOTUS justices.
Talk to people you know who didn’t vote. Ask them why *they’re* letting them get away with taking our rights and letting tr*mp be an authoritarian.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
What do you suggest “we” do about it?
Some of *us* told you all this would happen if that man was elected and allowed to select SCOTUS justices.
Talk to people you know who didn’t vote. Ask them why *they’re* letting them get away with taking our rights and letting tr*mp be an authoritarian.
Some of *us* told you all this would happen if that man was elected and allowed to select SCOTUS justices.
Talk to people you know who didn’t vote. Ask them why *they’re* letting them get away with taking our rights and letting tr*mp be an authoritarian.
My suggestion is:
Don’t do that.
Don’t do that.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My suggestion is:
Don’t do that.
Don’t do that.
At least it wasn’t f’ing Paramount or Comcast.
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
At least it wasn’t f’ing Paramount or Comcast.
At least they beat Paramount and Comcast.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
At least they beat Paramount and Comcast.
She was Appointed by 8”x10” Head Shot. Not by any qualifications.
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
She was Appointed by 8”x10” Head Shot. Not by any qualifications.
I’m happy they have glass cabinet doors so it can be visible and protected from dust. 😁
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m happy they have glass cabinet doors so it can be visible and protected from dust. 😁
Thank youuuu!!!!!!😁
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November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Thank youuuu!!!!!!😁
Question: Are you ever going to do this colourway again? 😟
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Question: Are you ever going to do this colourway again? 😟
Sounds better if you like Alvin & The Chipmunks.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sounds better if you like Alvin & The Chipmunks.