My husband looked up a review of the same company's non-DJT-branded two-shot derringer. Best line: "I wouldn’t trust the second round accuracy of this gun beyond bad breath distance." Similar to how we all feel about you-know-who.

I carry one in my garter. Hence the name.

Obviously it's not the sum total. But there was a tone of misty water-colored memories, and scrolling through the photos, and seeing awful people like Peggy Siegal and Charlie Rose, was a bit jarring. It just didn't feel like something that needed to be said.

When I worked on the copy desk, we had a list of holiday clichés -- deck the halls, winter wonderland, you better watch out, etc. They were allowed *one* use per year in headlines, and "'Tis the season" was discouraged in all cases.

You should see his overcoat.

She's never been a reporter, but really, how hard is it to figure out?

Don’t forget child support scofflaws.