The "Non"-Canon Bluesky Account
@ncrp.bsky.social
All is Well in NCRP
Area man ( @propanenightmarez.bsky.social ) is somehow put in charge. I don't want this job what the fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Area man ( @propanenightmarez.bsky.social ) is somehow put in charge. I don't want this job what the fuck.
I find it funny that the account owner (the stoat with sleep issues aka me) isn't on discord at the moment. And this is an account. For a server. Funny.
February 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I find it funny that the account owner (the stoat with sleep issues aka me) isn't on discord at the moment. And this is an account. For a server. Funny.
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February 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Chat what the fuck do you mean my dad has twitter????
February 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Chat what the fuck do you mean my dad has twitter????
Welp, whilst I shit my pants over this. Can I rely on everyone's vote for this? www.gog.com/dreamlist/ga...
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January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Welp, whilst I shit my pants over this. Can I rely on everyone's vote for this? www.gog.com/dreamlist/ga...
Breaking news: my mam has bluesky?????
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Breaking news: my mam has bluesky?????
Good evenoon I'm barely awake. And on drugs. Prescribed drugs. I'm going insane
January 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good evenoon I'm barely awake. And on drugs. Prescribed drugs. I'm going insane
In a shocking turn of events, "Fat fuck" has won the election as it turns out, securing 538 electoral votes.
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
In a shocking turn of events, "Fat fuck" has won the election as it turns out, securing 538 electoral votes.
Reporting in from the Virginian department of NCRP: it cold
January 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reporting in from the Virginian department of NCRP: it cold
It's 2025 already?
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's 2025 already?
We forgot to mention, 2 days ago we kicked a guy named Kai out. We are eternally grateful for our Captain for kicking him out.
December 28, 2024 at 8:19 AM
We forgot to mention, 2 days ago we kicked a guy named Kai out. We are eternally grateful for our Captain for kicking him out.
The Fleet Admiral is apparently the stepdaughter to a god of a religion and the step-niece of the pope. Her mother also happens to be a Security Trainer. We wish we were making this up.
December 17, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The Fleet Admiral is apparently the stepdaughter to a god of a religion and the step-niece of the pope. Her mother also happens to be a Security Trainer. We wish we were making this up.
I love the difference in posting on this account. We go from "my dad sucks :(" to well. The post before this.
December 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I love the difference in posting on this account. We go from "my dad sucks :(" to well. The post before this.
Luigi Mangione has been rewarded the NCFR Medal of Honor despite not being a member.
December 16, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Luigi Mangione has been rewarded the NCFR Medal of Honor despite not being a member.
Alan Wake would better father than my biological father. And that's saying something.
December 16, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Alan Wake would better father than my biological father. And that's saying something.
Breaking News: Donald Trump has appointed Innovation Inc. CEO Madattak as the head of OSHA.
December 16, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Breaking News: Donald Trump has appointed Innovation Inc. CEO Madattak as the head of OSHA.
if anyone can find this robot twink, please notify us
December 12, 2024 at 5:44 PM
if anyone can find this robot twink, please notify us
We here at NCRP appreciate everytime that John Constantine is drawn like a mangy stray cat. It's amazing.
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 AM
We here at NCRP appreciate everytime that John Constantine is drawn like a mangy stray cat. It's amazing.
To the other 24 people that follow this account, we would like to offer a thank you for finding our random ramblings worth enough to follow us
December 6, 2024 at 3:46 AM
To the other 24 people that follow this account, we would like to offer a thank you for finding our random ramblings worth enough to follow us
We here at NCRP filed to give condolences to the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, but unfortunately it was denied.
December 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
We here at NCRP filed to give condolences to the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, but unfortunately it was denied.
REST IN PISS HENRY KISSINGER! 🎉🎉🎉
November 29, 2024 at 5:05 AM
REST IN PISS HENRY KISSINGER! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday to our wiki!
November 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Happy birthday to our wiki!
Star Trek is the weirdest universe because the fuck you mean shape racism is real and a demigod is an ensign?
November 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Star Trek is the weirdest universe because the fuck you mean shape racism is real and a demigod is an ensign?
2 consenting adults should be allowed to duel again.
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
2 consenting adults should be allowed to duel again.