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No Context Three Bean Salad quotes. I have never been affiliated with Sperbs - may I face Plain Susan’s wrath if I speak false. Context available upon request.
Mike: “Rat-a-tat tat tat!”
Ben: “It’s me the Arse Rat!”
Ben: “It’s me the Arse Rat!”
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mike: “Rat-a-tat tat tat!”
Ben: “It’s me the Arse Rat!”
Ben: “It’s me the Arse Rat!”
"Mummy, do you think it will be the Sparrow of Bethlehem today?"
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Mummy, do you think it will be the Sparrow of Bethlehem today?"
Ben: “Also, is a boner the opposite of death?”
Henry: “Um, arguably!”
Henry: “Um, arguably!”
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Ben: “Also, is a boner the opposite of death?”
Henry: “Um, arguably!”
Henry: “Um, arguably!”
“And no, you’ve already had today’s cracker. So don’t gimme them big wet eyes.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“And no, you’ve already had today’s cracker. So don’t gimme them big wet eyes.”
“Please put the bonnets on the daschunds, thank you!”
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Please put the bonnets on the daschunds, thank you!”
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Three Beans hitting Machfest of course: machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
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December 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Three Beans hitting Machfest of course: machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
“But fuck tomorrow’s Henry!”
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“But fuck tomorrow’s Henry!”
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December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
🎶 Rat Afterbirth! 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🎶 Rat Afterbirth! 🎶
Mike: “Boy, what day is this?”
Ben: “Why, it’s Ratmas!”
Ben: “Why, it’s Ratmas!”
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Mike: “Boy, what day is this?”
Ben: “Why, it’s Ratmas!”
Ben: “Why, it’s Ratmas!”
“Wabblers had a right Shabblers.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Wabblers had a right Shabblers.”
“I hope you're saluting. I can see both your hands, Henry, which means you're not saluting.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
“I hope you're saluting. I can see both your hands, Henry, which means you're not saluting.”
“You can’t PROVE Jazz, can you?”
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
“You can’t PROVE Jazz, can you?”
Henry: “What is Kombucha?”
Mike: “No-one knows.”
Mike: “No-one knows.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Henry: “What is Kombucha?”
Mike: “No-one knows.”
Mike: “No-one knows.”
“Yeah, ‘cause if you shag a swan, you get a cow headed man. Everyone knows that, that’s simple genetics.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“Yeah, ‘cause if you shag a swan, you get a cow headed man. Everyone knows that, that’s simple genetics.”
Henry: “It seems like a normal job, with good pay and benefits…”
Ben: “Until she’s asked to wank off a monster!”
Ben: “Until she’s asked to wank off a monster!”
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Henry: “It seems like a normal job, with good pay and benefits…”
Ben: “Until she’s asked to wank off a monster!”
Ben: “Until she’s asked to wank off a monster!”
"It'll be simpler if I just lather you myself."
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"It'll be simpler if I just lather you myself."
“So we went to a small town called, [Insert Town Name]!”
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“So we went to a small town called, [Insert Town Name]!”
“It's quite weird actually to see somebody who is actually THAT to scale.”
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“It's quite weird actually to see somebody who is actually THAT to scale.”
“Paul Scracker's Hot Crackers.”
October 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
“Paul Scracker's Hot Crackers.”
“Can I have a pint of “Yeah Yeah Whatever”?“
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Can I have a pint of “Yeah Yeah Whatever”?“
“You're not telling me there's no penis cannon! Is this a joke?”
October 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“You're not telling me there's no penis cannon! Is this a joke?”
*heavy sigh from Mike*
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*heavy sigh from Mike*
“Are you now just sadistically sending John Robins off on fruit missions?“
October 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Are you now just sadistically sending John Robins off on fruit missions?“