Nicole Haller
@nclhllr.bsky.social
Florida Man’s Daughter
www.nicolehaller.com
www.nicolehaller.com
I wasn’t aware that after ‘my friends are all getting married and having babies’ phase came my friends are all getting divorced phase
September 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I wasn’t aware that after ‘my friends are all getting married and having babies’ phase came my friends are all getting divorced phase
It’s wild I used to get shit for painting from digital photographs when kids these days are making AI “art” and people act like…. They did something worth a millisecond of human consideration
August 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s wild I used to get shit for painting from digital photographs when kids these days are making AI “art” and people act like…. They did something worth a millisecond of human consideration
Least favorite emotion is nostalgic
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Least favorite emotion is nostalgic
Riding this medical trauma thing into the sunset I just got two free bougie chocolate bars because the candy bar person hadn’t seen me in a month
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Riding this medical trauma thing into the sunset I just got two free bougie chocolate bars because the candy bar person hadn’t seen me in a month
Been in and out of the hospital for the last month and I am positive that Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die album on 45rpm vinyl would heal me
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Been in and out of the hospital for the last month and I am positive that Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die album on 45rpm vinyl would heal me
True love is being spoon-fed jello in the hospital
July 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
True love is being spoon-fed jello in the hospital
Shoutout to the pørnbot who became my 200th follow on instagram I’ll never forget you
June 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Shoutout to the pørnbot who became my 200th follow on instagram I’ll never forget you
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May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Watching Robin Hood and having no particular thoughts of topical relevance
May 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Watching Robin Hood and having no particular thoughts of topical relevance
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
2024: Brat Girl Summer before the Fall
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
2024: Brat Girl Summer before the Fall
Cis men should have cramps
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Cis men should have cramps
If I could tell every new parent one thing it’s that “bath” crayons are a lie
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If I could tell every new parent one thing it’s that “bath” crayons are a lie
Does everyone experience pet store employees unwelcomingly baring their weirdest souls to them or is that a me thing
April 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Does everyone experience pet store employees unwelcomingly baring their weirdest souls to them or is that a me thing
I have just discovered the superior sound quality of 45rpm 12” vinyl and I am ruined. This is pour over coffee all over again.
Is being a hipster cool again yet 😭
Is being a hipster cool again yet 😭
April 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have just discovered the superior sound quality of 45rpm 12” vinyl and I am ruined. This is pour over coffee all over again.
Is being a hipster cool again yet 😭
Is being a hipster cool again yet 😭
Toddler asked husband what happens when the bank runs out of money. Girl let’s hope we don’t find out.
April 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Toddler asked husband what happens when the bank runs out of money. Girl let’s hope we don’t find out.
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My beloved @nclhllr.bsky.social has a fairy-obsessed toddler, so they've been making them. I was gifted with my fairysona for my birthday. 🧚♀️👸🏻
April 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My beloved @nclhllr.bsky.social has a fairy-obsessed toddler, so they've been making them. I was gifted with my fairysona for my birthday. 🧚♀️👸🏻
“Swimming pools don’t swim, baby. People do.”
- my toddler
- my toddler
April 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Swimming pools don’t swim, baby. People do.”
- my toddler
- my toddler
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
“I want you to be Warren Buffett”
My toddler’s imaginary play is getting niche
My toddler’s imaginary play is getting niche
March 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“I want you to be Warren Buffett”
My toddler’s imaginary play is getting niche
My toddler’s imaginary play is getting niche
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“Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader, was found guilty of embezzlement by a criminal court in Paris on Monday and immediately barred from running for public office for five years.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...
Marine Le Pen Barred From French Presidential Run After Embezzlement Ruling
The sentence made the far-right leader ineligible for five years, excluding her from the 2027 election unless she can secure a more favorable outcome on appeal.
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Marine Le Pen, the French far-right leader, was found guilty of embezzlement by a criminal court in Paris on Monday and immediately barred from running for public office for five years.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...
Halfway through Careless People and I have so many questions of the media literacy and credibility variety.
Glad I deleted facebook.
Glad I deleted facebook.
March 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Halfway through Careless People and I have so many questions of the media literacy and credibility variety.
Glad I deleted facebook.
Glad I deleted facebook.
Disappeared if you’re familiar with Latin America. And if you’re not.. 👀
we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Disappeared if you’re familiar with Latin America. And if you’re not.. 👀