elbayzo
nckbsl.bsky.social
elbayzo
@nckbsl.bsky.social
Embarking on a star trek journey into deep space 9
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is what i really want for xmas
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Women love keynote speaking
October 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In another timeline, I’m completely fulfilled with a career as a long-haul trucker.
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Is it goonmaxing when government agents obscure their faces?
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You dont see guys taking a canonball to the gut anymore.
June 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tom cruise can run fast as hell.
May 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Love to watch the garbage truck do its thing
April 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I would donate a significant chunk of change to get on the DNC’s DNC list.
March 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have, once again, taken my Metamucil for the day.
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Snorting a chopped up credit card to increase my brain plasticity.
February 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Marconi giardiniera is proof that our (italian catholic) god loves us.
February 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My memento mori is a 7-day pill organizer
February 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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this image is so beautiful
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than showing up as an insta-thot follower. Fellas, IG has got you pegged and will show it regardless — don’t engage.
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Completely submerged hippo
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Want to read
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trying orange stake with the checkered deck for the 5.531e31 time
January 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Jasper the frog
January 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
2025 will usher in a return to bluegrass sensibilities
January 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Looking for deals at my neighborhood Costco™️
December 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM