Is it possible to double schism?

It did get me to check out the HasLab.....to see if it had cracked 1,000 yet (it's at 1,049!).

That you inserted a Rick-Roll in the middle of your vows lives rent free in my head

How often did Humphrey hit his opponents with a sledgehammer. The other Triple H made it seem super effective.

Follow-up: favorite politician of all-time?

Fisher Stevens would disagree!

I once nearly missed that Juneteenth was a holiday for my summer class because I had been conditioned to skim those emails.

"Listen to this show, Never Not Funny. The fourth banana, Garon, will lift your spirits."

If you shed tears over the story of Jesus being unjustly imprisoned, then you should shed tears over the story of Mr. Garcia.

"Lord, when did we see you in prison?" they will say.

"Whenever you did this to the least of my brothers and sisters, you did it to me" (Matthew 25).

Everyone knows that Arendelle's most important trading partner is Weselton. The two of them have been taking advantage of the US for years!

Imagine the pre-game outfits alone!

Note: no assholes learned empathy from this story.

Luckily we're doing what we can to dismantle all the supports and regulations put in place in the wake of those panics/depressions. Which billionaire is going to be our 1907 J.P. Morgan and bail us out?