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Nick Bartkoski
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Boring graduating seniors with dad jokes since 2008.
Is it possible to double schism?
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It did get me to check out the HasLab.....to see if it had cracked 1,000 yet (it's at 1,049!).
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That you inserted a Rick-Roll in the middle of your vows lives rent free in my head
September 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How often did Humphrey hit his opponents with a sledgehammer. The other Triple H made it seem super effective.
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Follow-up: favorite politician of all-time?
July 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Fisher Stevens would disagree!
July 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I once nearly missed that Juneteenth was a holiday for my summer class because I had been conditioned to skim those emails.
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Listen to this show, Never Not Funny. The fourth banana, Garon, will lift your spirits."
May 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Nick Bartkoski
If you shed tears over the story of Jesus being unjustly imprisoned, then you should shed tears over the story of Mr. Garcia.

"Lord, when did we see you in prison?" they will say.

"Whenever you did this to the least of my brothers and sisters, you did it to me" (Matthew 25).
April 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Everyone knows that Arendelle's most important trading partner is Weselton. The two of them have been taking advantage of the US for years!
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Imagine the pre-game outfits alone!
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Note: no assholes learned empathy from this story.
March 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Luckily we're doing what we can to dismantle all the supports and regulations put in place in the wake of those panics/depressions. Which billionaire is going to be our 1907 J.P. Morgan and bail us out?
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM