Nazli
@nazliooh.bsky.social
This is my hand from that episode of Taskmaster.
I love Legos and Greek mythology!
I love Legos and Greek mythology!
Happy Birthday Tom Riddle
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Happy Birthday Tom Riddle
Hoping for no more sweatshirts to enter my life in the year of our Lord 2026. I have enough.
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hoping for no more sweatshirts to enter my life in the year of our Lord 2026. I have enough.
Good news guys, the lego 2024 wall calendar is on sale.
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Good news guys, the lego 2024 wall calendar is on sale.
My last purchase of 2025 is a boxed set of Avatar the Last Airbender and some deodorant. IDK what this means for 2026, but I look forward to finding out.
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My last purchase of 2025 is a boxed set of Avatar the Last Airbender and some deodorant. IDK what this means for 2026, but I look forward to finding out.
I need Rufus AI to fuck off. If there's one thing I don't need, it's help shopping.
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I need Rufus AI to fuck off. If there's one thing I don't need, it's help shopping.
Borrowing a laminator from the library. Ringing in the new year with joy!
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Borrowing a laminator from the library. Ringing in the new year with joy!
You know you're having a good hair day when it looks good on the self-checkout cam. There's no lie in that contraption.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You know you're having a good hair day when it looks good on the self-checkout cam. There's no lie in that contraption.
When you're yapping about witchcraft in the car and then later notice the uber driver has a cross hanging from the mirror.
That drive did take a million years and I firmly believe it was his vengeance against us godless heathens.
That drive did take a million years and I firmly believe it was his vengeance against us godless heathens.
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When you're yapping about witchcraft in the car and then later notice the uber driver has a cross hanging from the mirror.
That drive did take a million years and I firmly believe it was his vengeance against us godless heathens.
That drive did take a million years and I firmly believe it was his vengeance against us godless heathens.
Imagining a mermaid responding to Lush's sea salt spray soap by stating that her culture is not your costume.
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Imagining a mermaid responding to Lush's sea salt spray soap by stating that her culture is not your costume.
I walk in the rain for half a block. "I'm not made for the elements!"
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I walk in the rain for half a block. "I'm not made for the elements!"
Debating donating my ski jacket. Like, am pretty sure I'm never gonna go skiing again. Disliked it. But, I'll prolly go to the snow again, but I can just wear a regular jacket? W a sweater underneath? The jacket was already pre-owned when I got it and I don't LOVE it. I don't hate it tho.
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Debating donating my ski jacket. Like, am pretty sure I'm never gonna go skiing again. Disliked it. But, I'll prolly go to the snow again, but I can just wear a regular jacket? W a sweater underneath? The jacket was already pre-owned when I got it and I don't LOVE it. I don't hate it tho.
Sometimes red grapes taste like lychees.
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sometimes red grapes taste like lychees.
Wore my moisturizer w spf in it and realized I have lived a nocturnal lifestyle for a hot minute.
December 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wore my moisturizer w spf in it and realized I have lived a nocturnal lifestyle for a hot minute.
I totally get how toddlers could choke on grapes. You take a handful and suddenly things get dicey.
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I totally get how toddlers could choke on grapes. You take a handful and suddenly things get dicey.
Is dyeing your hair a lie, self-care, or a secret third thing my overanalysis hasn't gotten to?
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Is dyeing your hair a lie, self-care, or a secret third thing my overanalysis hasn't gotten to?
Are sherpa-lined things only for ppl with short hair? Bc anytime I've worn something with it, my hair gets all tangled in it.
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Are sherpa-lined things only for ppl with short hair? Bc anytime I've worn something with it, my hair gets all tangled in it.
Dear Diary, it has been two days since my last clothing purchase and it feels like an eternity.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Dear Diary, it has been two days since my last clothing purchase and it feels like an eternity.
You can have a protein bar only when you've forgotten what the protein bar tastes like.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You can have a protein bar only when you've forgotten what the protein bar tastes like.
The American Robin is such a cute bird.
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The American Robin is such a cute bird.
Is it cynical to assume the blue checkmark user on twitter who posted that sad story of their elderly relative is simply farming for engagement? Most likely, but that is what twitter has done to me.
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Is it cynical to assume the blue checkmark user on twitter who posted that sad story of their elderly relative is simply farming for engagement? Most likely, but that is what twitter has done to me.
My algo is suggesting a short bob again and let me tell you that will never happen in the dead of winter again!!
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My algo is suggesting a short bob again and let me tell you that will never happen in the dead of winter again!!
What an early morning journey. I thought I lost my birth certificate, when I went looking for it to create a birth chart. Found a copy, but not the original. Spiraled. Looked up how to request a new one. Gave up when I didn't understand how to notarize something. Found orig 2 hours later.
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
What an early morning journey. I thought I lost my birth certificate, when I went looking for it to create a birth chart. Found a copy, but not the original. Spiraled. Looked up how to request a new one. Gave up when I didn't understand how to notarize something. Found orig 2 hours later.
I want a black cat named Helena that I would call Hell's Bells for short.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I want a black cat named Helena that I would call Hell's Bells for short.
I have a cross and Muslim prayer beads and feel like the brother in The Mummy.
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I have a cross and Muslim prayer beads and feel like the brother in The Mummy.
If you ever feel like ur about to cry during dinner, just pretend the food is really spicy.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If you ever feel like ur about to cry during dinner, just pretend the food is really spicy.