Nazim Masnawi
@nazimmasnawi.bsky.social
Happy and drifting endlessly
Sufian Abas dah berjaya buat satu pelakon wanita Kacau ketawa. Aku belum lagi. Hm.
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Sufian Abas dah berjaya buat satu pelakon wanita Kacau ketawa. Aku belum lagi. Hm.
We are now as far away from Raiders of the Lost Ark as audiences in 1981 were from its setting of 1936.
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
We are now as far away from Raiders of the Lost Ark as audiences in 1981 were from its setting of 1936.
Sorry, guys. Those weren't fireworks, that was me cumming.
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sorry, guys. Those weren't fireworks, that was me cumming.
Sabri Yunus ruined Denu. I don't know how many trillion times do we need to see this variation of Pok Ya Cong Codei Old Testament masculinity traits without them being interrogated and reexamined closely. Kau dah dapat Angeline Tan kot, 'Bree. Relaks sudah.
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Sabri Yunus ruined Denu. I don't know how many trillion times do we need to see this variation of Pok Ya Cong Codei Old Testament masculinity traits without them being interrogated and reexamined closely. Kau dah dapat Angeline Tan kot, 'Bree. Relaks sudah.
Yang menariknya tengok filem Denu dengan segala macam orang tua semalam ialah you can feel a sudden surge of buzz when a super wet Nad Zainal showed up on screen only in sarong. One of them even went straight to the toilet and came back 30 minutes later.
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yang menariknya tengok filem Denu dengan segala macam orang tua semalam ialah you can feel a sudden surge of buzz when a super wet Nad Zainal showed up on screen only in sarong. One of them even went straight to the toilet and came back 30 minutes later.
Penyokong Najib dan kepercayaan diorang ni lebih kurang macam bak kata Khrushchev tentang sungai halimunan. Biar je, malah siapkan sekali jambatan halimunan.
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Penyokong Najib dan kepercayaan diorang ni lebih kurang macam bak kata Khrushchev tentang sungai halimunan. Biar je, malah siapkan sekali jambatan halimunan.
I knew the long-awaited sequel to Duyung would be doomed from the start when they didn't go with the title Dua-yung.
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I knew the long-awaited sequel to Duyung would be doomed from the start when they didn't go with the title Dua-yung.
Najib is so lame he makes my Jordanian super nerd neighbour Naguib looks like he has real street cred.
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Najib is so lame he makes my Jordanian super nerd neighbour Naguib looks like he has real street cred.
Tahap watak-watak dalam filem Avatar boleh berhubung dengan Tuhan dan alam roh agak lawak jugaklah. Serius, aku tak paham cemana tiba-tiba boleh wujud pulak konsep "God has abandoned us" bila Tuhan dia (Eywa namanya) pesen YB yang rajin turun padang. Setiap kali susah ada je dia.
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Tahap watak-watak dalam filem Avatar boleh berhubung dengan Tuhan dan alam roh agak lawak jugaklah. Serius, aku tak paham cemana tiba-tiba boleh wujud pulak konsep "God has abandoned us" bila Tuhan dia (Eywa namanya) pesen YB yang rajin turun padang. Setiap kali susah ada je dia.
"Here's my theory why Avatar has no cultural impact even though they are the biggest selling films of all time. Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar. No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien. 1/4
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Here's my theory why Avatar has no cultural impact even though they are the biggest selling films of all time. Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar. No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien. 1/4
Bila tengok rombakan kabinet teringat Projek Rompakan Bersepadu. Entah bila trilogi yang dijanjikan ni akan siap.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Bila tengok rombakan kabinet teringat Projek Rompakan Bersepadu. Entah bila trilogi yang dijanjikan ni akan siap.
Rob Reiner did This Is Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride and When Harry Met Sally. All three are absolutely different kind of comedies but also genre-defining and all-timers. It's like one action director did Robocop, Die Hard and T2.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Rob Reiner did This Is Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride and When Harry Met Sally. All three are absolutely different kind of comedies but also genre-defining and all-timers. It's like one action director did Robocop, Die Hard and T2.
Dah nama pun Barbarik. Kalau nak konsert yang serba selesa dan lengkap, pergilah tengok Culture Club or Civilised Society? or something.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Dah nama pun Barbarik. Kalau nak konsert yang serba selesa dan lengkap, pergilah tengok Culture Club or Civilised Society? or something.
Kejap, kejap, Khairul Aming guna Brushscript untuk sign board Rembayung and suddenly it's a genius move?
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Kejap, kejap, Khairul Aming guna Brushscript untuk sign board Rembayung and suddenly it's a genius move?
Zizie. Abang datang, Zizie.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Zizie. Abang datang, Zizie.
Aku tak suka Paul Dano sebab nampak sangat nak tiru Stam Mustapha.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Aku tak suka Paul Dano sebab nampak sangat nak tiru Stam Mustapha.
Sofyank sanggup membelakangkan negara sendiri untuk buat iklan Singapore tourism because he is seeking my approval. It is as simple as that.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Sofyank sanggup membelakangkan negara sendiri untuk buat iklan Singapore tourism because he is seeking my approval. It is as simple as that.
Kalau aku ahli politik, dan aku tewas kerusi pilihan raya sampai hilang deposit, aku akan straight up bunuh diri je.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Kalau aku ahli politik, dan aku tewas kerusi pilihan raya sampai hilang deposit, aku akan straight up bunuh diri je.
Albert Tei ni sepatutnya kita tak sukalah kan sebab orang Cina yang bagi rasuah. Cemana boleh geng pulak?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Albert Tei ni sepatutnya kita tak sukalah kan sebab orang Cina yang bagi rasuah. Cemana boleh geng pulak?
Mungkin korang tak pernah dengar pasal benda ni, tapi tindakan KJ tiba-tiba sapot Kerajaan Madani dikenali sebagai "taking advantage." It's a mechanism that gets you ahead in life.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Mungkin korang tak pernah dengar pasal benda ni, tapi tindakan KJ tiba-tiba sapot Kerajaan Madani dikenali sebagai "taking advantage." It's a mechanism that gets you ahead in life.
Sementara hujan takleh berhenti ni aku harap somebody is actively committing serial killings out there based on seven deadly sins.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sementara hujan takleh berhenti ni aku harap somebody is actively committing serial killings out there based on seven deadly sins.
Aku dengan Trump sebenarnya takde beza sangat--mudah terpengaruh dengan perempuan cantik dan lelaki berkarisma. Kalau takde dua benda ni aku serta-merta nak cari pasal.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Aku dengan Trump sebenarnya takde beza sangat--mudah terpengaruh dengan perempuan cantik dan lelaki berkarisma. Kalau takde dua benda ni aku serta-merta nak cari pasal.
Eyra Rahman bila berkarya asyik kena kecam je, jadi dia secara asasnya ialah Elvis Presley masa kini.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Eyra Rahman bila berkarya asyik kena kecam je, jadi dia secara asasnya ialah Elvis Presley masa kini.
Podcast KS dah boleh temubual Jean, setiausaha Patrick Bateman supaya kita boleh dengar sisi lain tentang sosok Wall Street tersebut.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Podcast KS dah boleh temubual Jean, setiausaha Patrick Bateman supaya kita boleh dengar sisi lain tentang sosok Wall Street tersebut.