Back foul fiend!

Until you can get home and be Talionbrimbor I will send you this through the unseen.

The smaller boy ran away while the bullies threw rocks and mud at him, until a voice shouted out, "You there, stop that immediately!" They ran away. The boy stood up dripping mud and looked up to see a very impressive tower guard in front of him, dressed in black and silver and a helmet with wings.

Lydia, go talk to Khamul or I get Squeak to turn you into a dire rat! Now go! That would be funny wouldn't it little one? *Little Talion giggles and nods yes*

Alright, no one laughs. Got that? Squeak read some story about a land over a rainbow or such nonsense and made me dress as a scarecrow. I am not dancing down yellow brick roads either!

Oh, see these tracks here? Can anyone tell me what animal made these?

This is where I post from. Sometimes the shadow veil interferes with reception though. The palantir has no problem with the reception though...

*Talion sets all the children on their respective donkeys. Amia and Anna are on theirs together. Alright everyone. Don't wander off. Stay with me or Anna. *He steps into the unseen with the children, the Hobbit, and the donkeys, they exit the unseen at the forest beside the cottage*.

Volcano it is then! Or we stick a very pointy crown on his head...pointy side down, mind you. Turn it into black spaghetti!

*Talion smiles, raises his hand in the air and out of nowhere a wyvern descends beside him and the little dragon. Talion sets Smoggy on the wyvern, then settles in behind him.* Now, hold on tight! *The wyvern runs a few steps then launches into the air*

Ah, graugs. Well, think of the ugliest smelliest, biggest thing with a very small brain that you can think of and multiply it about 100 times. Then you have a graug. *Takes out flat palantir and shows it to Maeglin* There you go. A graug.

Adar gives good advice. They are not easy to approach. Oh, here it is. I knew there was a picture of me in the early days trying to tame one. That was painful!

*Reaches for his flat palantir* Here, I took some pictures of a trio of dire caragors I once came upon.

Well, you can borrow this palantir if you like. It is kind of heavy. Don't set it on a surface that slants though, unless you want to get some excercise chasing it down a hill. On the bright side, it makes a good bowling ball.

My lady, I wear that ring again. *He holds the ring out to her. It glows with a gentle blue light* It was returned to me lately. You also should know that Sauron will make another ring in the future. He will pour all his malice into it. It will be the opposite of this one. +

Captain, permission to board?

Present and accounted for!

We will start the search immediately! Nazguls we ride!