Nayr
@nayrgeno.bsky.social
Still a little toy robot head.
he/him
he/him
I'd always rather be a smidge over, rather than under, with a fruit, especially apple, pie, so I'm happy with this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'd always rather be a smidge over, rather than under, with a fruit, especially apple, pie, so I'm happy with this.
Walmart-themed-Whoville in Roku Coty. Absolutely a sentence that is true, but would not have made sense even a few years ago
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Walmart-themed-Whoville in Roku Coty. Absolutely a sentence that is true, but would not have made sense even a few years ago
Crazy how last week's question of the week at this Chick-fil-A was "Which holiday do you most want to take the Christ out of?"
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Crazy how last week's question of the week at this Chick-fil-A was "Which holiday do you most want to take the Christ out of?"
Made a last minute attempt to do Italian rolls today &rushed through a couple steps. Got predictably bad results, so it looks like instead of sausage & peppers we're doing High F'ing Tea with tiny cucumber, watercress and mortadella sandwiches.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Made a last minute attempt to do Italian rolls today &rushed through a couple steps. Got predictably bad results, so it looks like instead of sausage & peppers we're doing High F'ing Tea with tiny cucumber, watercress and mortadella sandwiches.
For once helpfully, my house is equipped with books that provide answers to these problems. it says the ship can carry 100 metric tons (space metric) of cargo, and the holds are off to the left of the cockpit.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For once helpfully, my house is equipped with books that provide answers to these problems. it says the ship can carry 100 metric tons (space metric) of cargo, and the holds are off to the left of the cockpit.
TFW you thought your marriage would be a political advantage, presenting you as a new type of conservative, but then the party took the mask off and showed its only organizing principals are open racism, dominionism, & fascism.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
TFW you thought your marriage would be a political advantage, presenting you as a new type of conservative, but then the party took the mask off and showed its only organizing principals are open racism, dominionism, & fascism.
Christmas is coming and obviously I want what everyone else wants, a Michael York hanging-at-home Sandman robe
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Christmas is coming and obviously I want what everyone else wants, a Michael York hanging-at-home Sandman robe
These models are so good. They're like leftover models of Walt's original EPCOT ideas but now movie miniatures. Bring this back movie-makers.
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
These models are so good. They're like leftover models of Walt's original EPCOT ideas but now movie miniatures. Bring this back movie-makers.
Can't come soon enough
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Can't come soon enough
Jessica Fletcher bringing in Dean Wormer for the Animal House crossover viewers
(Roddy McDowall is also in the episode for all the Apes fans)
(Roddy McDowall is also in the episode for all the Apes fans)
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jessica Fletcher bringing in Dean Wormer for the Animal House crossover viewers
(Roddy McDowall is also in the episode for all the Apes fans)
(Roddy McDowall is also in the episode for all the Apes fans)
I don't know, feels like running this ad on the golden bachelor is just like a massive dunk with four and a half minutes left in the 4th. There's still time on the clock, but it's over.
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don't know, feels like running this ad on the golden bachelor is just like a massive dunk with four and a half minutes left in the 4th. There's still time on the clock, but it's over.
With the overwhelming support this post got, I can see you all agree, so get ready for a WPA style program to manufacture millions of these and install them, forcibly if necessary, in every coffee shop, deli, creperie, etc.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
With the overwhelming support this post got, I can see you all agree, so get ready for a WPA style program to manufacture millions of these and install them, forcibly if necessary, in every coffee shop, deli, creperie, etc.
If you're looking to buy me one, I want the dimetrodon because they're my favorite, and I would enjoy everytime someone said "uh, nice dinosaur statue" to say "thanks, but the dimetrodon was a synapsid, they lived millions of years before the dinosaurs & were the ancestors of modern mammals!"
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you're looking to buy me one, I want the dimetrodon because they're my favorite, and I would enjoy everytime someone said "uh, nice dinosaur statue" to say "thanks, but the dimetrodon was a synapsid, they lived millions of years before the dinosaurs & were the ancestors of modern mammals!"
"remember ALF? He's back, in bitcoin form!"
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"remember ALF? He's back, in bitcoin form!"
1) he's right, you couldn't see shit
2) it wasn't an iPhone, so maybe that clip doesn't apply
3) I bet if I told him a monkey stuffed animal was holding it, he'd be fine with it
2) it wasn't an iPhone, so maybe that clip doesn't apply
3) I bet if I told him a monkey stuffed animal was holding it, he'd be fine with it
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
1) he's right, you couldn't see shit
2) it wasn't an iPhone, so maybe that clip doesn't apply
3) I bet if I told him a monkey stuffed animal was holding it, he'd be fine with it
2) it wasn't an iPhone, so maybe that clip doesn't apply
3) I bet if I told him a monkey stuffed animal was holding it, he'd be fine with it
Is it good that people in the audience don't know what song you're playing, from your very famous catalog?
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is it good that people in the audience don't know what song you're playing, from your very famous catalog?
There's so many scenes of JBF entering the matrix, and young sorbo is enjoying it.
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's so many scenes of JBF entering the matrix, and young sorbo is enjoying it.
Wait a second have I been reading it wrong? I thought everyone had been talking about "a i", but is it really "A L", for Angela Lansbury?
September 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wait a second have I been reading it wrong? I thought everyone had been talking about "a i", but is it really "A L", for Angela Lansbury?
robert mcnamara-ass car
September 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
robert mcnamara-ass car
To the (3rd place) victor go the (3rd place) spoils.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To the (3rd place) victor go the (3rd place) spoils.
"When you still haven't found what you're looking for, call us"
August 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"When you still haven't found what you're looking for, call us"
Jump scare in the credits as I'm reminded Ricky Jay & his 52 is a Joel Silver &Mamet production.
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Jump scare in the credits as I'm reminded Ricky Jay & his 52 is a Joel Silver &Mamet production.
You may not like it, but this is what peak* performance looks like.
*3rd place (coffee cakes)
*3rd place (coffee cakes)
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak* performance looks like.
*3rd place (coffee cakes)
*3rd place (coffee cakes)