In that case, allow me to introduce you to John Jonathon Jack James

I’m reading the floor plan. I’m reading the elevation. I’m reading the floor plan elevation.

He’s hiding. Can you find him?

Thanks Easypost for telling me today, October 26th at 12:37pm, that my Estimated Delivery Date is yesterday, and that my package tracking was last updated at 5:06pm today (4 and a half hours in the future)

Hi blooskee, this is my dog. He is a goblin-shark-demon-angel

Met my new neighbors today! Yes I called the city to have them come out to trap, fix, and release them back here.

It’s very funny to me that when North Korea built their stupid nationalism tower, they made damn sure it was one meter taller than the United States’ stupid nationalism tower, but also North Korea clearly did not know about the even-slightly-taller stupid nationalism tower of Texas.

Maaaan, I can’t wait to quit this job