son also named Bort
@nawthorne.bsky.social
come 2 the dunkin in the gas station in next 100 years if u want an ass-kicking. new england flag emoji when
don't worry about it bud. all politicians are truth-tellers, all metrics are useful, and you're going to be a billionaire someday very soon
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
don't worry about it bud. all politicians are truth-tellers, all metrics are useful, and you're going to be a billionaire someday very soon
extreme lol that you went to hunt down numbers to support (??) your argument without understanding how real wage growth is calculated
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
extreme lol that you went to hunt down numbers to support (??) your argument without understanding how real wage growth is calculated
extreme lol if you think republicans want blue-collar wages to go up
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
extreme lol if you think republicans want blue-collar wages to go up
people not wanting their rent to be $5k a month is not "islamic thinking," and the alternative wasn't "normal american thinking" or whatever, it was a political nepobaby with approximately half a brain cell who actively harmed new york the entire time he was governor
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
people not wanting their rent to be $5k a month is not "islamic thinking," and the alternative wasn't "normal american thinking" or whatever, it was a political nepobaby with approximately half a brain cell who actively harmed new york the entire time he was governor
the phenomenon of people who don't even live in new york following this race so intently and then being mad when a corrupt, useless sack of shit didn't win is so bizarre
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the phenomenon of people who don't even live in new york following this race so intently and then being mad when a corrupt, useless sack of shit didn't win is so bizarre
every time cuomo makes an actual appearance on tv
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
every time cuomo makes an actual appearance on tv
I am baffled by the effort/reward ratio compared to almost anything else that lives in the woods
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am baffled by the effort/reward ratio compared to almost anything else that lives in the woods
real appalachian hillbilly kids look for newts and crayfish and bears anyway (change my view). why the fuck would you look for squirrels, they're too fast and there's 30 billion of them. i will no true scotsman this chinless blob every time he trots out his dumb stories
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
real appalachian hillbilly kids look for newts and crayfish and bears anyway (change my view). why the fuck would you look for squirrels, they're too fast and there's 30 billion of them. i will no true scotsman this chinless blob every time he trots out his dumb stories
this dude's fake hillbilly stories are so funny. he reached deep into a pile of stereotypes for the most folksy shit he could possibly think of that i'm sure was his daily reality in the well-known enclave of appalachia "suburban cincinnati"
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
this dude's fake hillbilly stories are so funny. he reached deep into a pile of stereotypes for the most folksy shit he could possibly think of that i'm sure was his daily reality in the well-known enclave of appalachia "suburban cincinnati"
Here's the dumbest mf in the entire city of Boston who presumably can't afford a trailer in Florida.
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Here's the dumbest mf in the entire city of Boston who presumably can't afford a trailer in Florida.
hello im an ignorant american. is "the independent" an exceptionally credulous news paper that doesn't read its own sources, or simply an advertising platform for various dumb services
October 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
hello im an ignorant american. is "the independent" an exceptionally credulous news paper that doesn't read its own sources, or simply an advertising platform for various dumb services
how dare you steal jokes from jimmy fallon at a time like this
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
how dare you steal jokes from jimmy fallon at a time like this
the irony of a fat dude being like "and they're fat, haha"
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the irony of a fat dude being like "and they're fat, haha"
nobody cares bud
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
nobody cares bud
there's still time for you to stop looking at fucked up shit by deleting your account
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
there's still time for you to stop looking at fucked up shit by deleting your account
check out this guy's entire feed for a surprise
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
check out this guy's entire feed for a surprise
the guy who got tipped off about mighty taco's gonna be real surprised when he finds out niagara falls is like two bingo halls' worth of 300-year-old italians and 15 empty strip malls, and as soon as you turn in to the air base you instantly get mystery cancer
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
the guy who got tipped off about mighty taco's gonna be real surprised when he finds out niagara falls is like two bingo halls' worth of 300-year-old italians and 15 empty strip malls, and as soon as you turn in to the air base you instantly get mystery cancer
it's almost like both parties probably have an interest in protecting rich psychopaths! makes u think
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it's almost like both parties probably have an interest in protecting rich psychopaths! makes u think
this take should win every category of the major awards show that is going to be on tv this year, imho
July 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this take should win every category of the major awards show that is going to be on tv this year, imho
no choice but to assume they tried to be cops but the psych evaluation was like "absolutely not" and ice was like "WELL NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE"
July 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
no choice but to assume they tried to be cops but the psych evaluation was like "absolutely not" and ice was like "WELL NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE"
real talk i don't even trust people who still have twitter accounts unless it's because they really love arguing with glue-eaters
July 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
real talk i don't even trust people who still have twitter accounts unless it's because they really love arguing with glue-eaters
further context (important): human beings gestate for nine months.
July 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
further context (important): human beings gestate for nine months.
further context since i can't edit: the housing bubble started to burst, resulting in foreclosures, in 2005.
July 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
further context since i can't edit: the housing bubble started to burst, resulting in foreclosures, in 2005.