My brain read this to the tune of Macho Man by the Village People.

The rapid unscheduled disassembly usually occurs well before that point!

"Letters of marque played a major role during the War of 1812, when the U.S. government issued them to private ship-owners to capture British vessels."

So based on how that war went, it looks like they don't want the burning of Washington DC to be only metaphorical.

I hesitate but do it anyway because if they're going that deep in the weeds to find political undesirables, they've already arrested like half the country anyway.

You can't create a Joe Rogan of the left, but Gavin Newsom wants us all to think he's the guy.

This is awesome! My nephew has major food aversions and I'm trying to talk his grandma into letting me buy her a copy.

Sammie's playing awoke the ancestors who started the fire.

I would have that on continuous loop for at least a year.

I have been SO good and because of my absent person we're only up to episode 4. He doesn't appreciate my sacrifice. 😭

I'm mildly surprised the parents aren't being charged with child abandonment, since facts absolutely do not matter in maximum-cruelty bizarro world.

It does but at most they'll do an "internal investigation" where they conclude that everything was handled properly and there's no reason to release the names.

Having Trump's high-profile new toy getting worked on like the neighbor's "project" car that has been on blocks for 15 years would be kind of poetic.

I actually tried the damn thing and you wouldn't know if it did tell you that because it crashed every time.

Nothing says you care about community safety like a (1) chatbot that (2) displays an answer for roughly a second before crashing.

Update: the company that said I needed to replace my heat pump VASTLY overstated the case. It was a $700 fix and the guy estimated that it will be more expensive to repair than replace in 3-5 years so start budgeting now.

With his evil mirror universe understanding of friendship, that reply kind of makes sense, and it's all the more reason he shouldn't be out in public without adult supervision.

I used to live in a city with an annual literary pub crawl. Starting point was an indie bookstore, and then there were scheduled poetry and short story readings at venues (some pubs, some all ages) in the neighboorhood, all by local authors. It was the best event!