Your welcome mate place him firmly back on the dartboard!

I think you need to read the whole transcript mate

Oliver wants his bank account and Whatsapp checked because this fucking stinks? And as for Mike Dean he's so far up POGMOL's arse its hard to see where one starts and the other ends?

If I was ever granted three wishes knowing full well how virtuous World peace,health and wealth would be you'd have to gag me because Im wishing Wright, Bergkamp and Henry in theyre pomp back in our squad!

I think it falls into two categories? The sympathetic use of CGI in a film and JaJa Binks.

After we wash our cat he hangs himself onthe dryer then folds himself and puts himself in the draw.

Jesus Kai just cant catch a break at the moment? Sends us 2-0 up and still enough time in the game to cancel our winner with a handball? Im going to light a candle for him today.