Bashing my car to shit with a baseball bat before I leave so i can park for free

As someone who works in a grocery store if you bring a cart through the self checkout i should be able to shoot you where you stand

This has given me ideas im going to start calling common communal the idea being that it’s entirely built out of other languages built and spread by wandering groups made so no matter where you are it contains enough of whatever language you speak that you get the gist which is why its “default”

Hooters came first 1983
The first maid cafe was 2001
Hooters and Japanese hooters

I thought this was the trans flag for a second now I can’t stop singing “im trans-gen-der ho-mer” so i guess that

How do they do it!?!?

My god i know this is parasocial but every post i read from you makes my brain go

Or else

For something small like that depending on the shop you might be able to find a flash tattoo. I’ve seen flash as low as 80$. If it’s the pain you’re scared of it depends on the part of the body forearms don’t actually have a lot of nerves so it hurts way less than you would expect

Narrated by David attenburough

Oh boy i a Japanese citizen sure am enjoying my vacation to sweeden

They have no other option since they fired brads wife

I was about to suggest importing 3d models into blender and using shaders to give them a 2-d look so you could avoid drawing them… and then I remembered that using 3-d software is not a common skill

Oh my god yes literally the 2nd best arcade game ever

Not terri!

Imagining the ds9 monologue being delivered by kermit the frog i want this i want this so bad