GOTHMOTH
@naughtyseraph.bsky.social
They/Him 🌺 hair for days ✨ wannabe goth 🦇 drowning in anime figures 💃🧜🧚
No one's buying it.
July 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
No one's buying it.
You gotta creep the birds out by moving him around every once in a while, like an Elf on a Shelf
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You gotta creep the birds out by moving him around every once in a while, like an Elf on a Shelf
Inaccurate, the dome is covering California
May 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Inaccurate, the dome is covering California
Accept it! Accept it and be the joyous bag of bones we're all destined to be! Time is too short to be wasted in misery!
a skeleton with a crown on his head is wearing a black coat .
Alt: a skeleton wearing a gold crown and luxurious fur coat is laughing
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Accept it! Accept it and be the joyous bag of bones we're all destined to be! Time is too short to be wasted in misery!
Remember Happy Returns? Wanna return an online purchase? Go to one of the many locations that offer it with a QR code, have the clerk verify the items, then HR handles the rest.
UPS bought HR, made the process complicated, then got rid of all the locations and did it only at UPS stores.
I hate UPS
UPS bought HR, made the process complicated, then got rid of all the locations and did it only at UPS stores.
I hate UPS
May 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Remember Happy Returns? Wanna return an online purchase? Go to one of the many locations that offer it with a QR code, have the clerk verify the items, then HR handles the rest.
UPS bought HR, made the process complicated, then got rid of all the locations and did it only at UPS stores.
I hate UPS
UPS bought HR, made the process complicated, then got rid of all the locations and did it only at UPS stores.
I hate UPS
It's not an official department, stop saying that name as if it is one
May 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's not an official department, stop saying that name as if it is one
To remove it's protection as a national park and let private companies make a profit from it however they want, with the bonus of insulting California, liberals, and Native Americans
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
To remove it's protection as a national park and let private companies make a profit from it however they want, with the bonus of insulting California, liberals, and Native Americans
Don't let him know that or he'll mean it
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Don't let him know that or he'll mean it
You're supposed to chew bananas
May 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You're supposed to chew bananas
Because corporate CEOs don't give a damn about what's better for the common people, only what's good for their bank accounts.
That's why we gotta regulate billionaires out of existence.
That's why we gotta regulate billionaires out of existence.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Because corporate CEOs don't give a damn about what's better for the common people, only what's good for their bank accounts.
That's why we gotta regulate billionaires out of existence.
That's why we gotta regulate billionaires out of existence.
You can make that happen if you become a movie director...
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You can make that happen if you become a movie director...
She needs to flirt with Scott by drawing his face on a watermelon and then crushing it with her thighs
April 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
She needs to flirt with Scott by drawing his face on a watermelon and then crushing it with her thighs
I know I wanna give her a hard time
April 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I know I wanna give her a hard time
Eww, you crazyhead!
I'll have an orange like a normal person
I'll have an orange like a normal person
March 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Eww, you crazyhead!
I'll have an orange like a normal person
I'll have an orange like a normal person
We need Uncle Sam to fashion a whip and drive out these grifters from the White House
March 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We need Uncle Sam to fashion a whip and drive out these grifters from the White House
So many arms to hug! 🥺
March 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So many arms to hug! 🥺
Language changes all the time. Chill out, brah 🤙
March 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Language changes all the time. Chill out, brah 🤙
and there goes Trump doing what he always does, not paying people for their labor
February 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
and there goes Trump doing what he always does, not paying people for their labor