Naughty Notophtalmus
@naughtynoto.bsky.social
NSFW | MDNI | 30+| they/them | fr/eng
Did you know? Notophtalmus Viridiscens is a type of Newt.
Warning: this account contains yearning, probably waaaay too much information and bad coping mechanisms. And lopsided tits.
Did you know? Notophtalmus Viridiscens is a type of Newt.
Warning: this account contains yearning, probably waaaay too much information and bad coping mechanisms. And lopsided tits.
"I liked it if you liked it" Nah, I now have more respect for myself than being ok with just being a hole to you and not a person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(The bar is still in hell, though)
(The bar is still in hell, though)
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"I liked it if you liked it" Nah, I now have more respect for myself than being ok with just being a hole to you and not a person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(The bar is still in hell, though)
(The bar is still in hell, though)
You know what all fights need? A referee.
*brings out the cuck couch*
And it's always better to have redundancies so let's go with refereeS.
*brings out the cuck couch*
And it's always better to have redundancies so let's go with refereeS.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
You know what all fights need? A referee.
*brings out the cuck couch*
And it's always better to have redundancies so let's go with refereeS.
*brings out the cuck couch*
And it's always better to have redundancies so let's go with refereeS.
Momooooo! Softness suits you, and so do many other things but my kingdom to have my head on your lap so you can pet my hair 😭😭😭
Bonne année, you cutie patootie ❤️
Bonne année, you cutie patootie ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Momooooo! Softness suits you, and so do many other things but my kingdom to have my head on your lap so you can pet my hair 😭😭😭
Bonne année, you cutie patootie ❤️
Bonne année, you cutie patootie ❤️
And do cringy French cinema-esque videos, because while I didn't have the skill to get into art school, I deeeeefinitely vibed with the art kids.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
And do cringy French cinema-esque videos, because while I didn't have the skill to get into art school, I deeeeefinitely vibed with the art kids.
No but, jokes about my flagrant need of therapy asides, I want to create more. Try my hand at audios, of both the nsfw and sfw kind because apparently, a French accent is hot? Sounds fake to me but oh well.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
No but, jokes about my flagrant need of therapy asides, I want to create more. Try my hand at audios, of both the nsfw and sfw kind because apparently, a French accent is hot? Sounds fake to me but oh well.
Tits on the last day of the year and gorgeous ass when I wake up on the first day? PERFECTION!
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Tits on the last day of the year and gorgeous ass when I wake up on the first day? PERFECTION!
Such a shame and yet so fitting, starting the year with nobody knowing anything!
kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Such a shame and yet so fitting, starting the year with nobody knowing anything!
It's the last drinks of the year, who's paying attention to the time!
Have fun :)
Have fun :)
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's the last drinks of the year, who's paying attention to the time!
Have fun :)
Have fun :)
MOMOOOO You're so pretty and gorgeous and I want to die under your wonderful ass– WHO SAID THAT?!
(hi, it Newt, this is the account where I show my tits and share NSFW stuff)
(hi, it Newt, this is the account where I show my tits and share NSFW stuff)
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
MOMOOOO You're so pretty and gorgeous and I want to die under your wonderful ass– WHO SAID THAT?!
(hi, it Newt, this is the account where I show my tits and share NSFW stuff)
(hi, it Newt, this is the account where I show my tits and share NSFW stuff)
NOW YOU'VE SEEN THEM xD
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
NOW YOU'VE SEEN THEM xD