I’ll never forgive her

Except they won’t ever tell you how much anything costs. It’s just a fun, arbitrary surprise when you get the bill.

Really? Seems to be mandatory in this admin

HUGE congrats & don’t let those petty troglodytes spoil it! 🥳🥂

In the ink black of night, when she longs for his flame blue eyes, she speaks into a fan and sobs at the sound of him.

@schumer.senate.gov Chuck needs to go!

Who’s the one buying lobster with taxpayer money?

Yes! Librarians love help finding the books their communities want to read.

Tacky motherf*cker

Hey-OOOOOH!

That’s that then! How can we trust someone who calls their father’s cousin “auntie” instead of “my dad’s first cousin one removed”?! Thank you CNN for helping NYers dodge that bullet! 🙄