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Crystal, The Naughtyologist
@naughtydreams.bsky.social
The neighborhood certified Sexologist & Sexual Wellness Educator
Neighbor, a little bird ( go on the front porch naughtierdreams.com/shop/ols/cat... ) told me it's time to get a new robe. naughtierdreams.com/shop/ols/sea...
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Its beginning to look a lot like Fall. Where is the winter?. Why Is it almost in the 80°
a cartoon of grinch with a santa hat on his head
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a santa hat on his head
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December 17, 2024 at 12:04 PM
i’m fascinated at this moment. We talk a lot about Walmart & Apple. About how they pivot into what they are now. but honestly, we should be talking about Bath and body Works more because their marketing for these candles is Chef’s kiss. They dropped the price everyone went crazy for candle day.
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
These keyboard thugs love to talk shit in the comments but never in DM’s or real life
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ALT: a group of people standing in a living room with a gif soup.com watermark on the bottom
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December 16, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Anybody need music? Hit me up!
Songs, vlogs, streaming openings, podcast openings, music for videos and animations, whatever. You can get all that at vlnsbeatsstore.com OOOOOORRR hit me up for commissions.
VLNS Beats Store
The official beats store for VLNS Beats, specializing in Hip Hop, RnB, Trap, Phonk, EDM, Drill, Lofi, and Experimental beats
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December 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Honestly I think these are my two favorite pods I was on , I really don't have a filter and say whats on my mind.
youtu.be/pD6kA0Pu90w?...

&
youtu.be/W2W9kR35RT4?...
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Neighbors, I got the honor to be on @pottymouthspodcast and it was nothing but laughs and naughty talk. Trust me you're gonna want to go watch, cause it’s not called cucumber and kiwi for no reason!

Once you do watch come back and tell me what you thought!!! youtu.be/W2W9kR35RT4?...
Potty Mouths - Season 2 - Episode 4: Cucumbers Vs. Kiwis
YouTube video by Potty Mouths Podcast
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
became a love coach and the fact that most of my exs come and confined in me is wild.
December 9, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I remember my 10th-grade English teacher said the book had feelings.

The fact that most of these children will never pick up a book makes me sad. I can hear the books crying
December 9, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Every book lover knows the difference between:

Escaping into a book world
Or
The book world escaping into our world...

And those are the greatest treasures ✨

#TimelessFateSeries
December 8, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I got called gorgeous so much
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I need a brand new starting five - play party time
December 9, 2024 at 3:55 PM
The absence of touch will have you starving and more stressed
December 9, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 1:07 AM
🏘️ neighbors - it's Small Business Saturday: This is to encourage you to shop OR support my small businesses!! Your support is essential to our local communities (aka my bills 😂😩🤷🏽‍♀️)
#smallbusinesssaturday
November 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
🏘️ neighbors, Black Friday - Cyber Monday Sale -10% off use code blackfriday and free shipping on orders $69 or more!!!

*Promotion ends 11/29/2024 at 11:59pm PST. Only one code per order.

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November 29, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Today is NATIONAL BAVARIAN CREAM PIE DAY
November 27, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Write your life a love letter and watch it bloom.
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Debating with someone - men say you and yo girl have a three sum. How many of yall are marrying your girl?

If not married

How many of you are in a committed relationship with the same woman

Tell me a long lasting threesome story. And not open relationships or poly
November 23, 2024 at 4:04 PM