✨ Optimus Fine ✨
@naturallylauraj.bsky.social
how many more ways can i say that i’m the baddest bitch?
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debated on making this thread but it’s for my progress & accountability purposes.
Gym Thread 🧵:
Gym Thread 🧵:
i work almost nonstop from 9am-2am just about every day
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
i work almost nonstop from 9am-2am just about every day
i need my nails done. hmm.
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
i need my nails done. hmm.
i don’t wanna be the main character ever 😭🤣 i don’t like the jumbotron
she really be sparing yal but she also be droppin gems. love my lil sis 😂🩶
i always get told i talk a lot lol.
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 AM
i don’t wanna be the main character ever 😭🤣 i don’t like the jumbotron
why does the IRS have a CEO???
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
why does the IRS have a CEO???
no taxation without representation btw BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE RENEE SMITH (the IRS) just got a “C-E-O”???
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
no taxation without representation btw BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRENE RENEE SMITH (the IRS) just got a “C-E-O”???
i always get told i talk a lot lol.
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 AM
i always get told i talk a lot lol.
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
but yall just don’t knowwwwww the excerpts that run through my nogginnnnn
Reposted by ✨ Optimus Fine ✨
having children bc you think they'll somehow make you feel better about life is very irresponsible & unfair to that baby. you really gotta work on YOU.
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
having children bc you think they'll somehow make you feel better about life is very irresponsible & unfair to that baby. you really gotta work on YOU.
everything about 2026 is met with intentionality.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
everything about 2026 is met with intentionality.
buckling down last year & really putting in work made me realize just how much i can really get done.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
buckling down last year & really putting in work made me realize just how much i can really get done.
LMFAOOOOO why did i read this in cheryl pepsi riley’s voice 😭🤣
“i do have a man and his name is JEESUSSSS!”
“i do have a man and his name is JEESUSSSS!”
yes nigga bitch it’s Jesus.
*deep nigga exhale*
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
LMFAOOOOO why did i read this in cheryl pepsi riley’s voice 😭🤣
“i do have a man and his name is JEESUSSSS!”
“i do have a man and his name is JEESUSSSS!”
every year, no matter how many it is, i tell every single person thank you for wishing me a happy birthday because nobody is obligated to & it’s always one…
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
every year, no matter how many it is, i tell every single person thank you for wishing me a happy birthday because nobody is obligated to & it’s always one…
*deep nigga exhale*
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
*deep nigga exhale*
i really don’t think yall realize that MAJORITY of men are terrible 😭
What batch of niggas y’all be running into cause the ick stories been funny as hell today lmfaoooo
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
i really don’t think yall realize that MAJORITY of men are terrible 😭
my sister gave me a birthday shout out on facebook. to the normal eye, it sounds heartfelt.
because i know her, she threw shade in the post & i peeped it.
because i know her, she threw shade in the post & i peeped it.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
my sister gave me a birthday shout out on facebook. to the normal eye, it sounds heartfelt.
because i know her, she threw shade in the post & i peeped it.
because i know her, she threw shade in the post & i peeped it.
leave or shut the fuck up! nobody wants to hear that shit this year.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
leave or shut the fuck up! nobody wants to hear that shit this year.
those p.louise bad bitch energy lip conditioner/lip oil duos >>>>
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
those p.louise bad bitch energy lip conditioner/lip oil duos >>>>
i just left my sibling group chat & they better not add me back.
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
i just left my sibling group chat & they better not add me back.
i want a RevAir.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i want a RevAir.
i know this may be rhetorical but i can actually answer this for you!
All these icks just hammering home the fact that women excuse a lot of our shit lmaooo. Cuz how is the population still somehow growing ?!
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
i know this may be rhetorical but i can actually answer this for you!
oh yeah & i told yall a while back about the guy i had to leave outside because he argued me down that china wasnt in asia
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
oh yeah & i told yall a while back about the guy i had to leave outside because he argued me down that china wasnt in asia
if i ever see your ass crack you will never hear from me again.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
if i ever see your ass crack you will never hear from me again.
like it’s literally one of the top problems in the US…ppl can’t afford their insulin & you wanna load sugar on top of sugar.
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
like it’s literally one of the top problems in the US…ppl can’t afford their insulin & you wanna load sugar on top of sugar.
why people wanna face the struggle of paying for diabetic medication, i’ll never understand…
just adding sweetness so something that’s already sweet lmaoo
i’ll take a lil piece though, gotta try it right😭
i’ll take a lil piece though, gotta try it right😭
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
why people wanna face the struggle of paying for diabetic medication, i’ll never understand…
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
Niggas be one wrong answer away from being cut off and don’t even know
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO