ghost of wade boggs
@nattyice.bsky.social
DEI Hire
🔘professional bamboozler masquerading as competent infosec engineer
⚾️ nighttime meme expert & baseball encyclopedia
my therapist thinks I’m funny. 💫
@stopthistrain28 over there 🐣
🔘professional bamboozler masquerading as competent infosec engineer
⚾️ nighttime meme expert & baseball encyclopedia
my therapist thinks I’m funny. 💫
@stopthistrain28 over there 🐣
March 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I know I know. I’m so deep. I’ve had it since 2008 and I worked there in the OG bird days. Something deep in my psyche can’t do it. It hurts every day and feels like everything we worked to build is gone and deleting my account feels like admitting defeat. (This is feelings, not logic). Hurts.
February 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I know I know. I’m so deep. I’ve had it since 2008 and I worked there in the OG bird days. Something deep in my psyche can’t do it. It hurts every day and feels like everything we worked to build is gone and deleting my account feels like admitting defeat. (This is feelings, not logic). Hurts.
My elderly cat Gerald died 6 years ago, but I only just now removed him from my Chewy profile - and they STILL sent me the most thoughtful card that STILL brought me comfort after all this time. #1 company forever. 😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My elderly cat Gerald died 6 years ago, but I only just now removed him from my Chewy profile - and they STILL sent me the most thoughtful card that STILL brought me comfort after all this time. #1 company forever. 😭😭😭
Why would anyone ever want this lol
January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why would anyone ever want this lol
kind of the whole thing! He just wanted everyone to feel what they felt.
January 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
kind of the whole thing! He just wanted everyone to feel what they felt.
nothing says 36 like your office building’s gym emailing you HBD
December 10, 2024 at 4:52 PM
nothing says 36 like your office building’s gym emailing you HBD
this was an insta prompt but I think I crushed it
November 26, 2024 at 6:40 AM
this was an insta prompt but I think I crushed it
no but like the cat in question … can you blame me?
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
no but like the cat in question … can you blame me?
I’m confused if this is missing a comma or is a brand new kind of event
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I’m confused if this is missing a comma or is a brand new kind of event
The aforementioned beans:
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
The aforementioned beans:
Since so many of you are here, time to pay the tax. This is Wally, his habits include being the coziest man on earth and howling at ghosts in the walls. He also has mixed toe-beans.
November 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Since so many of you are here, time to pay the tax. This is Wally, his habits include being the coziest man on earth and howling at ghosts in the walls. He also has mixed toe-beans.
They’re really calling it doge? god these absolute fuckin DORKS. we’re all gonna die because some bros bullied El*n on the internet.
November 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
They’re really calling it doge? god these absolute fuckin DORKS. we’re all gonna die because some bros bullied El*n on the internet.
This is my grandmother’s Jell-o “recipe”
December 7, 2023 at 7:25 AM
This is my grandmother’s Jell-o “recipe”
It’s definitely comedic - it doesn’t give me an option to view, just say okay 😂😂😂
December 7, 2023 at 7:20 AM
It’s definitely comedic - it doesn’t give me an option to view, just say okay 😂😂😂
One day I will change companies and escape the Groundhog Day of hardware mgmt
May 16, 2023 at 7:23 AM
One day I will change companies and escape the Groundhog Day of hardware mgmt
Updating the family group chat from my dad’s phone about his (minor) surgery - I didn’t even know you could make the font size this big?!
Also all of his group chats are called “Mass Text 6” and I don’t even know how you’d do that.
Also all of his group chats are called “Mass Text 6” and I don’t even know how you’d do that.
May 10, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Updating the family group chat from my dad’s phone about his (minor) surgery - I didn’t even know you could make the font size this big?!
Also all of his group chats are called “Mass Text 6” and I don’t even know how you’d do that.
Also all of his group chats are called “Mass Text 6” and I don’t even know how you’d do that.
My submissions if any of these hilarious people are here - thank you for these evergreen tweets I laugh to tears at.
May 10, 2023 at 6:51 AM
My submissions if any of these hilarious people are here - thank you for these evergreen tweets I laugh to tears at.
Darth I do not know if Fred is over here yet, but this is my all time twitter moment and the replies to this tweet are some of the funniest things I’ve ever read and I think we need an all time tweet thread hopefully recreated!
May 10, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Darth I do not know if Fred is over here yet, but this is my all time twitter moment and the replies to this tweet are some of the funniest things I’ve ever read and I think we need an all time tweet thread hopefully recreated!
anyone else get their dose of adrenaline just to feel alive by seeing their pet sleep so bizarrely and so comatose you shake them violently to make sure they are alive? Enter Wally.
May 5, 2023 at 9:27 PM
anyone else get their dose of adrenaline just to feel alive by seeing their pet sleep so bizarrely and so comatose you shake them violently to make sure they are alive? Enter Wally.