sleeping in a first class seat is so much easier than economy AND you’ll get some warmed nuts and a glass of champagne. you deserve this, Lauren.
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
sleeping in a first class seat is so much easier than economy AND you’ll get some warmed nuts and a glass of champagne. you deserve this, Lauren.
a cheese so shocking I had to come back to this post 12 days later to share
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
a cheese so shocking I had to come back to this post 12 days later to share
“I did some research and determined you’re making a joke. I demand you stop this behavior immediately.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“I did some research and determined you’re making a joke. I demand you stop this behavior immediately.”
proper construction actually, it’s like attorneys general
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
proper construction actually, it’s like attorneys general
it’s so democratic and cool
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
it’s so democratic and cool
please don’t make a monkeys paw wish that gives us Tom Holland Austin Powers
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
please don’t make a monkeys paw wish that gives us Tom Holland Austin Powers
reading her tweet in the style of “fitter, happier”
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
reading her tweet in the style of “fitter, happier”
just reading the words “foam adventure” made my mouth taste like pennies
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
just reading the words “foam adventure” made my mouth taste like pennies
Southside super, pizza supreme being, Taiwan best mart, Waterboy if you’re classy
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Southside super, pizza supreme being, Taiwan best mart, Waterboy if you’re classy
why are you bending over backwards to defend a guy who still has a nazi tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
why are you bending over backwards to defend a guy who still has a nazi tattoo
if I accept the (absurd) premise that he went 18 years without getting any info on his prominent tattoo the glaring question is obviously why didn’t he immediately start the process of removing or covering it up when he did find out it was a nazi tattoo?
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
if I accept the (absurd) premise that he went 18 years without getting any info on his prominent tattoo the glaring question is obviously why didn’t he immediately start the process of removing or covering it up when he did find out it was a nazi tattoo?
I would assume “decided to have it indelibly stamped on your body” is the reason to look up your tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I would assume “decided to have it indelibly stamped on your body” is the reason to look up your tattoo
I think a lot of people online are lying about their perfect knowledge of nazi symbols AND you can’t claim to not know the meaning of a symbol you’ve had tattooed on your chest for almost two decades
October 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I think a lot of people online are lying about their perfect knowledge of nazi symbols AND you can’t claim to not know the meaning of a symbol you’ve had tattooed on your chest for almost two decades
insane thing to say about the national guard btw
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
insane thing to say about the national guard btw
my conspiracy theory is that Temu and Amazon push ads for their weirdest products so that you’re compelled to click through just to find out what the hell it is
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my conspiracy theory is that Temu and Amazon push ads for their weirdest products so that you’re compelled to click through just to find out what the hell it is
unlike the big tough guardsmen who were also in LA to threaten immigrants and protesters? they’re on the same team.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
unlike the big tough guardsmen who were also in LA to threaten immigrants and protesters? they’re on the same team.
oh my godddddd shut up
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
oh my godddddd shut up
I don’t even know which part of this to make fun of the most
June 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don’t even know which part of this to make fun of the most