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Natthew
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Mukbang, let my nuts hang
Oh... Haga...

*Runs to arms hugging you passionately but still holding knife......*
October 30, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Wh... What...?

*Falls onto floor eyes shimmering like anime*
October 30, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Ngah!!

*Gets grazed but jumps really high over rest of bones*

Take this!!

*Stabs you*
October 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Hah! That won't stop me!!

*Starts running deviously dodging your blasts left and right because I'm that fast*
October 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
And what if I do, huh...? What will you do to stop me...

*Eyes turn red like BLOOD.*
October 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Hmf...... Alright bub......

*looks at large assortment of knives......*
October 30, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I'd become Skydoesminecraft and abuse my wife
October 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Cause they are so awesome...
October 29, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Oh, god...... it's you......
October 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Ya, it tastes yuckerz.
October 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
It's one of those things you get the medicine hesitance with, then you gulp it down and get a big ass chimp grin on your face, it's awesome.
October 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Most relatable shit on earth. The president could call me and I'd look up his number going "Ohhhhh someone please tell me if this is a scam number that'll do absolutely nothing but make me really uncomfortable!!!!!!!!"
October 24, 2024 at 2:18 AM