a very funny thing that happened to me this year that could only happen specifically in nyc in 2025 was that I wore my annual Misato Katsuragi costume for Halloween but when I went out suddenly I was one of ten thousand Curtis Sliwas

Here’s Apple Strudel— apple pie filling with crescent roll followed by Airplane Food— chunks of Biscoff cookie and chocolate covered pretzel

when I’m bored I like to design mock ups for fake products I dream about making. This is my design for the Cook County Cream Castle, an ice cream chain I daydream about:

Watermelon Swirl and Cherry Coke. colors on Cherry Coke reference the can of the late 80s & would be a cherry and cola swirl

I live in a cartoon

we’re all stocked up baby (bodega was out of chocolate 😢)

scientifically the best snacks ever made

💋♥️💕✨

Whenever people clutch their pearls over pornography I think of this Douglas Adams bit

can be applied to every nyt writer

video games are where I go to live out my dreams

Learning that ships in bottles actually fall under the wider umbrella of the Impossible Bottle, which has to be a contender for most beautiful two word phrase in the English language. Cellar door could never.

I like to call this look “Nice rack, Gumby!”

talking shit about Taylor Swift online gives me the exact same rush as cheesing the chickens in Zelda

This little man has no respect for anyone’s privacy and will cross any boundaries available to him

I made this bad boy yesterday and you better believe it will be my main source of nutrition today