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ACAB. Even me and my tits. Eyes up here buddy.

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Natsumi Tsujimoto from You Are Under Arrest.
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well wahwahweewa to you then too
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December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Safety 🛡️ is undisputed
September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The chief is the weak men creating hard times. Consider this my official cast vote at the next FoP pisser before you go home to beat your wives. *spits* i need a cig.
A lot of people think "DEI" is lame diversity seminars or racial slogans at NFL games. In reality, it was a deliberate program of discrimination primarily against white men. This is an incredible piece that describes the evil of DEI and its consequences:

www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
The Lost Generation
For fifteen years I’ve scalped tickets to pay the bills. But in January 2016 I almost managed a real career.
www.compactmag.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I will be wearing kevlar all year to keep the sisters packed away if the disrespect continues.
December 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Do they still let you smoke cigs in this joint?
December 20, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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The congestion is getting worse, I fucking hate traffic detail.
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The puritan cultists infighting over what to do with the doomsday cultists again. We usually stay out of it as a unit, because either way it falls, we're labelled the persecutors. Good thing we don't actually have to prevent crime legally.
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Was assigned to the special task force to protect the pope while he was in town. We dropped our communicative disease protocols for at risk clients. Someone blew chunks on him. He is now in the hospital with norovirus. Probably will kill him after the double pneumonia.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The chief is talking smack about how the rank and file don't like his policy views. He is feeling very alienated as the top brass, so he is making sure everyone knows it by hitting reply all on emails about the last investigation on misuse of force. Well hey, it's his head to hang I guess.
March 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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the pro self-segregation cult is acting like we don't see them parading through the streets telling people they want to segregate from that they should not see them, and to respect their segregation. its getting weird.
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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conflict avoidance in the home is the number one vector and predictor of future domestic violence cases. I hope our dept head-ass leadership groks that sooner rather than later. They keep making the profession look like a fool's errand.
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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never odd or even repper its ok to try not to think about my tits @jd-vance-1.bsky.social but you got family issues at home. Better consider the breadth of our departmental oversight. It's a dream team.
I will be wearing kevlar all year to keep the sisters packed away if the disrespect continues.
June 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The chief is the weak men creating hard times. Consider this my official cast vote at the next FoP pisser before you go home to beat your wives. *spits* i need a cig.
A lot of people think "DEI" is lame diversity seminars or racial slogans at NFL games. In reality, it was a deliberate program of discrimination primarily against white men. This is an incredible piece that describes the evil of DEI and its consequences:

www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
The Lost Generation
For fifteen years I’ve scalped tickets to pay the bills. But in January 2016 I almost managed a real career.
www.compactmag.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the department never jived with the wargaming time types who always try to join our ranks, mostly cause they're all insufferably head-ass and don't get that the only applications for it are in a global society that doesn't care about justice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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kinda doomerist in its own right or nay? Dooming people to a label of doomers forever, nay? Kinda being an arbiter of acceptable dooming, nay? Quietly adding people to such a list gives "I'd be willing to black van someone because they make me feel bad". Antithetical to restorative justice, nay?
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The butterfly effect works in odd and revealing ways eventually. I figured it was worth coming over here to note the little mustard seed of fasc thought it is. Odd to claim an honest review on my profile, judge me a forever doomer, without interaction. Not very curious nor enlightened methodology.
February 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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yah, im a fucking cop, of course i am. I was checking in on a complaint issued by someone on your list. ok byemeow
February 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The chief was recently interviewed in the community podcast circuits hoping to help dept image. The media team faxed an invoice to the office. It had notes from previous filled invoices with account numbers straight out of the bureau. This won't end well. Any comment @cogs0fwar.bsky.social?
August 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
conflict avoidance in the home is the number one vector and predictor of future domestic violence cases. I hope our dept head-ass leadership groks that sooner rather than later. They keep making the profession look like a fool's errand.
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the knitting clubs are out here thinking they own a sky street cause they tried to copyright an emoji as a feed tag 🧶 Maybe don't levy a singular easily duplicated symbol as your cosign for your ingroup work? The courts will strike down your ownership just like they did smiley face merch in the 90s.
July 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Complainant to an appellate court submitted to record, evidence of their own corruption theough @fbclakehouse.bsky.social trying to van a citizen simply because they brought up LulzSec in a casual conversation at the blue sky dot com café
March 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
never odd or even repper its ok to try not to think about my tits @jd-vance-1.bsky.social but you got family issues at home. Better consider the breadth of our departmental oversight. It's a dream team.
I will be wearing kevlar all year to keep the sisters packed away if the disrespect continues.
June 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
bots like @svetipetarreal.bsky.social tryin to string together anti-union narratives have their work cut out. They spray meta tags on anything reading like an adversarial existential threat. The absurdist gangs love to exploit them to collect tags like trophies, aiding union cover ops. It's a mess.
June 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we got another raver going on about child street gangs in treasure town, as if they never tried to take a lead pipe to some of the local store owners before. swear, these adult kids need to learn to swing better. With a name like @crimson2k24.bsky.social you think they could draw blood.
June 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM