Accurate depiction of what living with an Ausshole is like. #dogsofbluesky

I'll honestly say I never really knew how to use the dead bird app so I feel quite illiterate over here. Anyway, here's "Joey's Choice: A Tale of Two Toys", illustrated.

This is fucking terrifying and not something I had honestly pieced together until I read this.

This, unfortunately, isn't as wacky sounding as it should be.

Not doing real good on the whole "swamp draining " thing, is he?

A little about me: Classically trained singer, theatre actor, neurotypical wife of an ADHD wife, and step-mom to a neuro🌶️ YA. We have Joey, our mini Aussie, and Sage, our chocolab, just to keep things interesting 😅 I'd love to connect with more PDX/PNW artists/musicians and anyone democracy driven.

I suppose the best opening post is one of the fur kids. Meet Joey and Sage. #petsofbluesky