Seems like a weird thing to make custard out of

Bully for me, I guess?

Not been on here in a while due to personal stuff, but I’m back on to say: fuck Wes Streeting and the Labour Party

Imagine the smoking ruins of a gender reveal, the blue smoke from the explosion parting to reveal to the shellshocked crowd that you just accidentally killed Grandma so you could call your son PRAYLIN

There’s only one that matters

I log on to twitter for the first time in two weeks and immediately the app is asking me to pay to not get laid

I will never get tired of the weirdos on the War Thunder forums leaking classified military information in order to win internet slap-fights about how a video game helicopter should work

I’m going to miss Twitter when it’s finally dead

Painting Necromunda models like a fuckin’ nerd! Added a robodog, a shotgun bully, and some jetpack teenagers to my Orlock Pride Parade.

Me flirting