Apparently you can fit 85 black bears inside the Smokey the Bear float. I just think it's crazy they even tried
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Apparently you can fit 85 black bears inside the Smokey the Bear float. I just think it's crazy they even tried
FWIW I think this Nate tweet is equally deserving of a permanent fixture in the internet lexicon as the Adams one
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
FWIW I think this Nate tweet is equally deserving of a permanent fixture in the internet lexicon as the Adams one
From now until the end of the year nothing counts
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
From now until the end of the year nothing counts
Question: Even if you thought this was a good idea, why did it have to be *attached* to the White House? Seems like there's plenty of room, you know, around it
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Question: Even if you thought this was a good idea, why did it have to be *attached* to the White House? Seems like there's plenty of room, you know, around it
Me trying to convince my fantasy league that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me trying to convince my fantasy league that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year
Dbacks fans watching Geno get a grand slam to win the game in the playoffs
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dbacks fans watching Geno get a grand slam to win the game in the playoffs
When I hear my mayor isn't attending a parade that doesn't exist yet
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When I hear my mayor isn't attending a parade that doesn't exist yet
Win or lose, that ass is a national treasure in my eyes
October 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Win or lose, that ass is a national treasure in my eyes
Call me Peggy Hill the way I'm haggling with these royals
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Call me Peggy Hill the way I'm haggling with these royals
Hey how about actually fuck Obama for doing this, and it wasn't right when he did it either. We should feel comfortable saying we want this kind of liberalism to die
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey how about actually fuck Obama for doing this, and it wasn't right when he did it either. We should feel comfortable saying we want this kind of liberalism to die
Peacemaker Intro: God knows I've had some rough fucking years
Me:
Me:
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Peacemaker Intro: God knows I've had some rough fucking years
Me:
Me:
Well shit, I guess the Yankees are just destined to win this one lol
October 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well shit, I guess the Yankees are just destined to win this one lol
And as much as I agree that there should not be a place for them, when you are losing, and losing very badly, you might just end up dead and losing permanently if you don't take what you can get, when you can get it. The privilege to not care what losing means scares the shit out of people who do
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And as much as I agree that there should not be a place for them, when you are losing, and losing very badly, you might just end up dead and losing permanently if you don't take what you can get, when you can get it. The privilege to not care what losing means scares the shit out of people who do
I bet you $50 I can guess what this man is going to say next lol
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I bet you $50 I can guess what this man is going to say next lol
I feel like the hardest part in all of this is getting people who live in a conspiracy-pilled culture to believe that these extremists don't have any coherent ideology or plan. They are just extremely angry for no fucking reason and want to remain angry at all costs
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I feel like the hardest part in all of this is getting people who live in a conspiracy-pilled culture to believe that these extremists don't have any coherent ideology or plan. They are just extremely angry for no fucking reason and want to remain angry at all costs
I mean how else are you supposed to interpret these past few days, if not that the entire establishment has endorsed white supremacy and works to ensure it's most extreme right wing members are never unsatisfied or treated poorly
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I mean how else are you supposed to interpret these past few days, if not that the entire establishment has endorsed white supremacy and works to ensure it's most extreme right wing members are never unsatisfied or treated poorly
Just some thoughts!
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just some thoughts!
"I want to watch that execution. That would make my day better"
-Charlie Kirk, sharing his thoughts on people like Gavin Newsom
-Charlie Kirk, sharing his thoughts on people like Gavin Newsom
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"I want to watch that execution. That would make my day better"
-Charlie Kirk, sharing his thoughts on people like Gavin Newsom
-Charlie Kirk, sharing his thoughts on people like Gavin Newsom
Charlie Kirk: I am going to dedicate my life to being a massive piece of shit and treating others horribly
Someone at UVU Campus:
Someone at UVU Campus:
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Charlie Kirk: I am going to dedicate my life to being a massive piece of shit and treating others horribly
Someone at UVU Campus:
Someone at UVU Campus:
This was Brat Summer for people who have crashed a Denny's with the cast and crew at 3 AM
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This was Brat Summer for people who have crashed a Denny's with the cast and crew at 3 AM