Nathan Bishop
@nathanhb.bsky.social
Former Blog Dad, now a proud newsletter papa
thelightbat.substack.com
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Spiritually, I am here.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Spiritually, I am here.
Rest easy now, Andy. We have the watch. And we’ll see you in Valhalla
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Rest easy now, Andy. We have the watch. And we’ll see you in Valhalla
Me, a sage: this could be the greatest football game ever
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me, a sage: this could be the greatest football game ever
You, a simpleton: this is the greatest football game ever
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You, a simpleton: this is the greatest football game ever
Importing and preserving the sacred texts
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Importing and preserving the sacred texts
The 2025 Light Bat Free Agency Purview (proudly brought to you by Woke 2) is now available. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The 2025 Light Bat Free Agency Purview (proudly brought to you by Woke 2) is now available. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...
After a brief hiatus, The Light Bat will resume operation later this AM.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
After a brief hiatus, The Light Bat will resume operation later this AM.
All my memes are @samueljoseph51.bsky.social giving the poison in my mind terrible form but here you go
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
All my memes are @samueljoseph51.bsky.social giving the poison in my mind terrible form but here you go
*CRACK*
Ya see brother, those are three beers. Separately. They’re also one beer in my stomach.
So it is with *HIC* God
Ya see brother, those are three beers. Separately. They’re also one beer in my stomach.
So it is with *HIC* God
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*CRACK*
Ya see brother, those are three beers. Separately. They’re also one beer in my stomach.
So it is with *HIC* God
Ya see brother, those are three beers. Separately. They’re also one beer in my stomach.
So it is with *HIC* God
Mfw I’ve cracked a cold one and start figuring out the Doctrine of the Trinity
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mfw I’ve cracked a cold one and start figuring out the Doctrine of the Trinity
Thinking about those Friday Cold Ones
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Thinking about those Friday Cold Ones
Combing through the various reports and for now offering this preliminary verdict.
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Combing through the various reports and for now offering this preliminary verdict.
Mariners press conference at 10 AM. Please know the conditions and be prepared.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mariners press conference at 10 AM. Please know the conditions and be prepared.
The Seattle Mariners have 24 hours to respond
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Seattle Mariners have 24 hours to respond
I can't remember if we used this one or not but the important thing to remember is we have never, ever been wrong.
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I can't remember if we used this one or not but the important thing to remember is we have never, ever been wrong.
All it took all season was messaging Samuel a simple phrase
"Mariners Ballpark at Mount Saint Helens (brought to you by Draft Kings)"
and viola, masterpiece
"Mariners Ballpark at Mount Saint Helens (brought to you by Draft Kings)"
and viola, masterpiece
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
All it took all season was messaging Samuel a simple phrase
"Mariners Ballpark at Mount Saint Helens (brought to you by Draft Kings)"
and viola, masterpiece
"Mariners Ballpark at Mount Saint Helens (brought to you by Draft Kings)"
and viola, masterpiece
Mfw I realize I wrote 100 blogs this year about Literally the Seattle Mariners
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Mfw I realize I wrote 100 blogs this year about Literally the Seattle Mariners
This was also excellent newslettering and I stand by it
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This was also excellent newslettering and I stand by it
Checking in on The Light Bat’s history with Dan this season and WELP thelightbat.substack.com/p/81925-the-...
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Checking in on The Light Bat’s history with Dan this season and WELP thelightbat.substack.com/p/81925-the-...
By wRC+ the two worst postseason hitters in Mariners' history are Dan Wilson and Dominic Canzone (min. 20 PA)
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
By wRC+ the two worst postseason hitters in Mariners' history are Dan Wilson and Dominic Canzone (min. 20 PA)
