So watery, and yet there’s a smack of Hamm’s to it.

West 7th Smile Gang.

Val Kilmer was great in so many roles (Top Secret, Real Genius, Thunderheart, Heat, Tombstone, The Salton Sea, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, etc.) but I’ll always be partial to him as Madmartigan in Willow. We must’ve watched that movie a thousand times as kids and he made it awesome. Rest in peace.

When People Tell You Who They Are, Believe Them, Part 9,610:

Of all the ways to lace dress shoes, this is unquestionably the worst.

Uncomfortable? ✅

Difficult to adjust? ✅

Make it virtually impossible to tie well? ✅

Look sloppy? ✅

Engrage this particular customer beyond words? ✅✅✅

Stop sending these out like this. Stop it.

The Democratic Party, summed up in a single photo:

For a person who is so desperate to be liked, Elno sure goes about it in the dumbest fucking ways possible.