Natecronomicon
@natecronomicon.bsky.social
Everyone else had a Twitter...but then it went to shit, so here I am I guess.
posts about wrestling, horror movies, and toy collecting.
Happily married to my baby Ghoul.
posts about wrestling, horror movies, and toy collecting.
Happily married to my baby Ghoul.
My chicken paprikash actually looks like paprikash this time!!!
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My chicken paprikash actually looks like paprikash this time!!!
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Johnny, you betrayed me!
Johnny, you betrayed me!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Johnny, you betrayed me!
Johnny, you betrayed me!
Wife: Did you fall asleep sitting straight up?
Me:
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Wife: Did you fall asleep sitting straight up?
Me:
Me:
Some things never change.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Some things never change.
Dick Cheney arriving in hell.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Dick Cheney arriving in hell.
Happy Godzilla day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Happy Godzilla day.
Happy birthday to this little fartknocker.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy birthday to this little fartknocker.
When you're trying to enjoy a game to distract from your country's fall to fascism but the players can only complain about how long it takes for the upcoming character to charge their ult.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
When you're trying to enjoy a game to distract from your country's fall to fascism but the players can only complain about how long it takes for the upcoming character to charge their ult.
post something halloween-y 🎃👻💀
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
post something halloween-y 🎃👻💀
Coffin cat tower for our spooky living room.
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Coffin cat tower for our spooky living room.
Alright, but he's a stinky fart boy.
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Alright, but he's a stinky fart boy.
Made the same comment on Facebook and got a bunch of comments asking "why?"
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October 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Made the same comment on Facebook and got a bunch of comments asking "why?"
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We did get a kid dressed up as Wednesday at least.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We did get a kid dressed up as Wednesday at least.
One piece trick or treaters come up to our house while I'm projecting The Addams Family on the garage.
Kid: What are you watching?
Me: The Addams Family.
Kid: Ok, not even gonna ask...
Me:
Kid: What are you watching?
Me: The Addams Family.
Kid: Ok, not even gonna ask...
Me:
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One piece trick or treaters come up to our house while I'm projecting The Addams Family on the garage.
Kid: What are you watching?
Me: The Addams Family.
Kid: Ok, not even gonna ask...
Me:
Kid: What are you watching?
Me: The Addams Family.
Kid: Ok, not even gonna ask...
Me:
Tonight! Frankenstein!
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Tonight! Frankenstein!
Is this because I told them to fuck off for running ICE ads?
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is this because I told them to fuck off for running ICE ads?
Figured now would be a good time to read it.
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Figured now would be a good time to read it.
I stand by my review, V/H/S Halloween was terrible, I really hope this isn't the direction horror is going.
October 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I stand by my review, V/H/S Halloween was terrible, I really hope this isn't the direction horror is going.
Good lord these mobile suit designs are ass!
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Good lord these mobile suit designs are ass!
Apparently the crew here think mobile suits explode when they lose their head.
October 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Apparently the crew here think mobile suits explode when they lose their head.
How I display my Hangman.
October 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How I display my Hangman.
We're down in Amish country for our anniversary and we found a great café for brunch.
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We're down in Amish country for our anniversary and we found a great café for brunch.
For MONTHS I wondered where the Char figure in my Gundam display went to, then I looked at the shelf below where it was...
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
For MONTHS I wondered where the Char figure in my Gundam display went to, then I looked at the shelf below where it was...
September 30th/ October 1st
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
September 30th/ October 1st