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The Funkadelic Relic
@natecorbitt.bsky.social
-Transplanted Cub fan in North Carolina.
-Pro wrestling fan.
-Ambivert
-Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends.

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I'm telling my grandkids this was The Hardy Boyz and Mick Foley.
#WrestleSky
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dude is panicking!
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
And this picture was sent to me, because it's about 5 minutes from my house in Asheville. It's not confirmed who they are, but it's pretty sus.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If anyone is wondering what it's like in Charlotte right now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Well, I mean he was dead, so...
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Well, I didn't have bawling before lunch at work on my list of things to do today, but here we are.

The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Many people forget that JD Vance was Jinsei Shinzaki's Manager in the WWF.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't wanna be called Nazis? Stop doing Nazi shit!
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The man has a point.
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

#NBA
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fletcher is not amused by my shenanigans.
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bring on the leopards!
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This may be the coolest Grandma ever!
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!
October 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So they're pushing self deportation now with monetary rewards?

This is at the Asheville, NC airport.
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think I need a 7 foot tall Clark the Cub for my front yard.
September 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have had a lone wasp in my office for a little over a week now. I keep my door open all day, yet he (she?) doesn't leave. We have come to an agreement, though. I won't swat at him (her?) if he (she?) leaves me alone.

It does help keep people out of my office, though, when I want to be left alone.
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Canada is actively trolling the United States and I'm here for all of it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Now I've heard it all.
September 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Great movie, eh?
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
September 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Aliens land in my backyard: "Take us to your leader."

Me: *Dwight crying "thank you" gif*
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wonder if Paramount is going to give Stewart the Colbert treatment?
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM