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Nathaniel
@nateburn.bsky.social
Knee deep in online buffoonery. OG autistic (Asperger’s). Forever rooting for Detroit. I used to DJ. 🔥🔷
This app is pretty radical and we ain’t talking about Rocket Power
a cartoon character is holding a red skateboard with the letter w on it
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August 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I weigh myself naked every Monday. Don’t like it? You can go to a different Walgreen’s
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

THE LOONEY TUNES HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED ON TUBI!!!

786 Cartoon Shorts All There Packed Into 262 Half-Hour Complications and that more that HBO Max couldn't give them.

Rejoice Looney Tunes fans & lovers.
bugs bunny is wearing a sombrero and holding a cane
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August 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
You can’t compete with me. I want you to win too. 💕
August 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Is there any decent social media app that doesn’t lean to the extreme Left or Right? As a proud moderate, Independent voter, I’m looking for a neutral safe space. EVERY ENTITY nowadays has to push an agenda. I need something balanced with a wide variety of opinions and no conformists.
August 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is good news. Now all I need is a TV producer to tell me to stop forcing episodes of #WhoseLineIsItAnyway to be funny.

Improv will never make me belly laugh; comedy takes planning.
Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you

You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
August 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The people who made bird jokes/puns on Twitter will do the same about sunsets and weather conditions on #Bluesky @bsky.app
August 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If your partner requests a “donk” for a special occasion coming up, I advise you: ask them to specify whether they are referring to the Soulja Boy or Plies definition. Knowledge of 2000s #HipHopCulture is crucial in this situation.
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August 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Subway needs to act fast if they want to remain topical in their marketing campaigns.
August 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Legendary. South Park can go ahead and take that breather, we’ve got pure comedic gold happening around the clock from our leaders.
August 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Some people get all up in arms if their #pronouns aren’t used correctly. Me on the other hand? I get furiously, uncontrollably, and utterly enraged when people carelessly misuse my #adverbs. Seriously, I usually always feel this way.
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Starting with Nixon they all look like they have Bell’s Palsy.

Let’s see we got Ronald Beeeagan, beagan yoouuu. JFK is apparently a cat wad. 🐱 George H.W’s first initial looks so explicit that it had to be blurred out. 😱 Got Obama lookin like G.I. “O” over there and then yeah. Joe Biden. 😐*cough*
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
August 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Win a trip to a show of your choice at the Tiny Desk!

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Your support means a lot in the face of recent federal funding cuts. Enter today 👉 tinyurl.com/22kyj72s
August 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Back in 2003, Ginuwine had a hit called “Hell Yeah” if you remember… and I can still hear the way Casey Kasem introduced it one Sunday spring morning on #AT40. He sounded like he was just asked if he wanted to go grab a few beers after a long day of talking and pressing buttons.
a man wearing headphones is saying hell yeah
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August 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If a cop asks where you were between 5 & 6, just say kindergarten.
August 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Is anybody there? #0followers
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM