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Nate Brown
@natebrownbrown.bsky.social
Future corpse. Until then, perpetual worry
One day you will cake like I cake
Writer/Editor/Teacher
Somebody, please invent a healthy cigarette
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https://www.ifyouvegotem.com
Black Friday sale: 4 paintings for the price of three!

www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Lots of new original gouache cigarette paintings available today! Nos. 101-150 are fresh in the shop!

www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
11”x14” pink butt
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Murderer and pedophile hang out at tacky dinner party.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Working slightly larger: 11" x 14" Gouache on Strathmore mixed media paper.

Also, a picture of Veeta hugging her favorite mouse.

Lots of gouache miniature cigs & butts available at www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A friend asked me why I paint cigarettes & cigarette butts & I gave him the honest answer: they’re basically the only thing I can draw with any consistency.

www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He actively wants us to suffer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This month, Good Contrivance Farm is holding its first-ever end-of-year fundraiser. $10,000 by Dec. 31st will help us continue providing free and low-cost literary programs to the Baltimore community!

Every dollar, like, and repost helps!

secure.givelively.org/donate/good-...
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Help us raise $10,000 for Good Contrivance Farm by by Dec. 31st!

Https://bit.ly/WriterFarm
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Remember, this is completely needless and totally avoidable and 100% the fault of a truly useless administration, congress, and senate.

They don’t give a fuck about regular people.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My pal Jacques has cancer & we’re looking for help spreading the word.

He’s the mayor of the neighborhood, & if you live in Old Goucher, Charles Village, or Remington, you have undoubtedly encountered this long, short gentleman.

Every dollar & share helps!

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ja...
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
More cheap, bad art on sale now at www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
More cheap, bad art on sale now at www.ifyouvegotem.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Some recent gouache cigarette paintings. Ifyouvegotem.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Seems pretty obvious, honestly.
May 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“Ban” is debatable, but this is not: the following words & phrases have either been deleted from agency websites & documents or they require special review to be used.

The thought police are out there policing thought. Fun times.
April 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There is a little good news today:
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hope those Sconnie voters he paid already cashed those checks…
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If Kristi Noem can fly down there for a photo op, then somebody can sure as shit fly down there to retrieve this poor man.

Then he should sue the shit out of the administration.
April 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, we have been talking about someday getting a dog....

We call her Susan.

#Baltimore

#Fox
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM