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fighting the urge to scream FUCK ICE at the Portland skyline because i’m at my workplace
a photo of Portland’s skyline at night. the moon shines above. ICE headquarters is way off to the right, can’t really see it but it’s there and we fuckin hate them
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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TotK real
a hand holds a fork with a piece of french toast speared, in front of a green wall in a brunch spot. it is reminiscent of item fusions in Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
September 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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the average Jared post
notification from Letterboxd that says “Breaking down twenty essential films from director Akira Kurosawa”
September 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Bento’s human gave me Bento swag
on the left is a small brass pin that says “bento” in cursive below a simple line work silhouette of a dog wearing a crown. on the right is a sticker that says “therapy dog”, followed by some Japanese characters i don’t know how to translate, and then “bento”, and lastly a link to linktr.ee/bentodog
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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we like to popcorn
we like, we like to popcorn
we like to popcorn
we like, we like to popcorn
we like to popcorn
we like, we like to popcorn
we like to popcorn
we like, we like to popcorn
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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this video happened the same day as “chair” and makes me laugh just as much
July 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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on my Judas shit
screenshot from a colorful 16 bit RPG video game (pokemon HG) showing sprites of a boy in a lab talking to a police officer and the text saying “I see! So Jesus was his name.”
July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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this is the most austin coded ad i’ve ever seen
June 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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eating breakfast foods and jamming
a screenshot from Apple Music, song is “Car Crash” by Sadgasm. the album cover is an anime-style black and white drawing of a large man in a bandana emblazoned with “sadgasm” smiling with his eyes closed over a bowl of ramen labeled “Ramen” the blurry meme of a crying headphone wearing black kid with an exaggerated expression and raising his right hand in the air
May 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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it looks like Mr. Lunt
Mr. Lunt from Veggie Tales. He’s a yellow gourd with a big sun hat pulled low over where his eyes would be. He has a big nose in the middle of his face, below which is a mustache (separated in the middle). He has a big toothy smile below that, with a gold tooth.
May 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Iain they’re talking about your son in today’s crossword
screenshot of a crossword answer that says “ACROSS 1: “Beware the _ of March” and the answer in block letters below says “IDES.” the background is all purple
April 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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for reference
April 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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chair!!!

…chair???
a poster on a pole covered in posters. the one in focus shows a chair that looks like it’s made with two large cheezits, one for the seat and another for the backrest. it is captioned LeBrie Rich CRACKERS (& cookies)
April 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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our beloved Victor (aka James Gameboy, aka Keanu_reevebooks, aka the VicTastic) got banned for a dumb reason. I decided to email the moderation team to tell them they should bring him back cuz we miss him

his handle is @jamesgameboy.bsky.social, and the address to email is moderation@blueskyweb.xyz
10:33 Bluesky Account Behaviour Inbox noreply@bsky.so... 10:04 PM Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@jamesgameboy.bsky.social) has been assessed as a spammy, fake, or inauthentic account. Your account was reviewed by Bluesky content moderators and was found to be in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, your account has been taken down. As a reminder, Bluesky requires that users not use Bluesky to do harm to others, including spamming, phishing or otherwise using technical means to disrupt the Bluesky experience for other users. If you have any additional questions or wish to appeal this decision please email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Bluesky Moderation Team
April 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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it’s not of that part but i did get this
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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yesterday i was a part of a theater full of people collectively playing a game using only one controller. it’s called asses.masses and can only be played live. Mars and i took our turn together. pictured is us making the donkeys fuck (it was key to the story)
a wide lens shot showing a large projection screen on the top left and two people standing at a podium to the bottom right, each with one hand on a controller. the screen shows a video game, and the shot is of a few donkeys who appear to be fucking (but without any explicit imagery) in a desert. the people on the right are masked and staring intently at the screen.
March 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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the origin of marriage
it’s Sue Sylvester, the bully cheerleading coach from Glee in that meme where she is speaking with a sour expression on her face. on her forehead is a caption saying “god” in plain white text, and the caption below says “i am going to create a union that is so sacred”
March 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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a frame from the Iron Giant in which the titular giant has an expression of despair. he is cartoon a metal humanoid thing with yellow lamp eyes. there’s so much feeling. behind him, an azure sky
March 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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blood school, day 1
the view of Portland from the tram at OHSU. the sky is cloudy and great above a mountain at top center, which is above a river (the Willamette) running horizontally at center. a bridge, the Ross Island Bridge, runs over the river to the right. in between everything is scatterings of houses, buildings, trees, and open land
March 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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the natural world is full of wonder
an article from The Athletic that reads “Cheeto shaped like Michael Jordan being auctioned after Charizard-shaped Cheeto sold for $87,840” above it is the jumpman logo over a red background. the logo is a white silhouette of a man leaping in the air, with his legs spread in a wide V shape, with one hand extended up and to the right with a ball and the other hand down and to the left. it’s an iconic michael jordan pose a cheeto (probably flamin hot) that looks like a dumber version of the jumpman logo. its legs aren’t spread as wide and there’s no back arm. but it is pretty uncanny how all the other features are there a cheeto (again probably flamin hot) that looks an awful lot like a silhouette of a Charizard, with a horned head going off left, a curved back with wings, an arm hanging down, a leg, and a log curved tail. it is modeled in a box that looks like a pokemon card and says “cheetozard”
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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anyone want a vintage electric organ. i love it but don’t have room for it anymore
a slick vintage yamaha electric organ
February 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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i am a free man
screenshot of walt from breaking bad (played by Brian Cranston) saying “it’s over.” he wears a lime green collared shirt and has a bandage on his nose
February 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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mission accomplished
two people pose for a photo at a house party. there is a shorter latina woman in a black jumpsuit with blue and white eyeshadow, gold necklace with pendant, and a big smile. next to her is me, a tall mustached fair skinned fella, wearing a maroon disco suit, silver belt buckle, blue/red ascot around my neck, and some rounded glasses with blue tint. in the background are some people and a window with yellow streamers draping the frame
January 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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i thought i was being snooty, but then i read this and realized it’s bad because it’s a hasty cashgrab
a screenshot from wikipedia In June 2021, during 20th anniversary celebrations for the beginning of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings film trilogy (2001-2003), 151 film studio New Line Cinema announced that it was fast-tracking development of an anime prequel film with Warner Bros. Animation. l161 This was intended to prevent New Line from losing the film adaptation rights for J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit (1937) and The Lord of the Rings (1954-55) novels.
December 18, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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mfw i see drama unfolding in front of me
a closeup screenshot of the dude mentioned in the video above with his phone out
November 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM