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Tired of all the bolleaux.
Crump is a Tunt, as is his handler, The Muskrat.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
Crump is a Tunt, as is his handler, The Muskrat.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
The hypnotic frog agrees.
July 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The hypnotic frog agrees.
And your willy in a jar for posterity?
July 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And your willy in a jar for posterity?
Leoturdo DiCrapio, that mate of Bezos who pretends to give a toss about the environment then flies to his wedding on a private jet and wears a baseball cap in a most ridiculous fashion to try and hide his identity?
That bloke?
He's a wanker.
That bloke?
He's a wanker.
July 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Leoturdo DiCrapio, that mate of Bezos who pretends to give a toss about the environment then flies to his wedding on a private jet and wears a baseball cap in a most ridiculous fashion to try and hide his identity?
That bloke?
He's a wanker.
That bloke?
He's a wanker.
Got some ointment for that.
July 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Got some ointment for that.
Is this his twin brother by any chance?
July 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is this his twin brother by any chance?
Chewits, even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot (which happens to be 5 miles away from me right now, lol).
Fruit Salad flavour ftw!
Fruit Salad flavour ftw!
July 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Chewits, even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot (which happens to be 5 miles away from me right now, lol).
Fruit Salad flavour ftw!
Fruit Salad flavour ftw!
In only the last two days, after 18+ years of nocturnal peace, our Ron, aka "The Night Twat", has vandalised the draught excluder so he can get a purchase under the door at the bottom of the stairs, which is on a spring latch, so he can gain ingress to the upper reaches,
At 04:30 - 05:45,
Bastard.
At 04:30 - 05:45,
Bastard.
May 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In only the last two days, after 18+ years of nocturnal peace, our Ron, aka "The Night Twat", has vandalised the draught excluder so he can get a purchase under the door at the bottom of the stairs, which is on a spring latch, so he can gain ingress to the upper reaches,
At 04:30 - 05:45,
Bastard.
At 04:30 - 05:45,
Bastard.
These would do her, lol.
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
These would do her, lol.
Fucking hell, is this your twin?
Actually he's probably got a better grasp of geopolitics than you'll ever manage, off you pop, ya wee numpty.
Actually he's probably got a better grasp of geopolitics than you'll ever manage, off you pop, ya wee numpty.
April 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Fucking hell, is this your twin?
Actually he's probably got a better grasp of geopolitics than you'll ever manage, off you pop, ya wee numpty.
Actually he's probably got a better grasp of geopolitics than you'll ever manage, off you pop, ya wee numpty.
He can have a "Black Mamba" 19 inch dildo wrapped in tin foil if he wants,
That's all he'd get from me.
That's all he'd get from me.
April 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
He can have a "Black Mamba" 19 inch dildo wrapped in tin foil if he wants,
That's all he'd get from me.
That's all he'd get from me.
Here's a guillotine I found in Vietnam one day at the War Remnants Museum in Saigon, shame it's not being put to good use somewhere else anymore, oh well, we can but dream eh?
(It was a very macabre thing to stand next to and inspect closely, there's no barrier or anything).
(It was a very macabre thing to stand next to and inspect closely, there's no barrier or anything).
April 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here's a guillotine I found in Vietnam one day at the War Remnants Museum in Saigon, shame it's not being put to good use somewhere else anymore, oh well, we can but dream eh?
(It was a very macabre thing to stand next to and inspect closely, there's no barrier or anything).
(It was a very macabre thing to stand next to and inspect closely, there's no barrier or anything).
I think KKKaroline needs a prescription from her doctor urgently.
April 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think KKKaroline needs a prescription from her doctor urgently.
Medication?
If I was her doctor,. I'd prescribe these:
If I was her doctor,. I'd prescribe these:
April 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Medication?
If I was her doctor,. I'd prescribe these:
If I was her doctor,. I'd prescribe these:
The Chinese are trolling the fuck out of Vance about his eyeliner, good on them I say, best he's ever looked as it goes, lol.
April 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Chinese are trolling the fuck out of Vance about his eyeliner, good on them I say, best he's ever looked as it goes, lol.
Maybe, but I bet he did it.
This was in the Sport over a decade ago, my mate sent me it a few weeks ago, fuck knows why.
This was in the Sport over a decade ago, my mate sent me it a few weeks ago, fuck knows why.
April 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Maybe, but I bet he did it.
This was in the Sport over a decade ago, my mate sent me it a few weeks ago, fuck knows why.
This was in the Sport over a decade ago, my mate sent me it a few weeks ago, fuck knows why.
This is the country we live in.
April 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is the country we live in.
STEG FTW!!!!!
GO STEGS!!!!!
GO STEGS!!!!!
April 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
STEG FTW!!!!!
GO STEGS!!!!!
GO STEGS!!!!!
That drink looks nuclear. ⚛️☢️
April 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
That drink looks nuclear. ⚛️☢️
Oi,
I still love gummy worms,
As long as they're those sour jobs,
My kids had a Tike car, I couldn't fit in it, 😢
These are the best wyrms, my pal Ben called them "strangely compelling".
I still love gummy worms,
As long as they're those sour jobs,
My kids had a Tike car, I couldn't fit in it, 😢
These are the best wyrms, my pal Ben called them "strangely compelling".
April 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Oi,
I still love gummy worms,
As long as they're those sour jobs,
My kids had a Tike car, I couldn't fit in it, 😢
These are the best wyrms, my pal Ben called them "strangely compelling".
I still love gummy worms,
As long as they're those sour jobs,
My kids had a Tike car, I couldn't fit in it, 😢
These are the best wyrms, my pal Ben called them "strangely compelling".
I knew a guy who had a pub in South London called "John Stryker", except he was actually called Nofio Pecora jr, a Louisiana mob lieutenant's son on the run for weed and insurance fraud,
He got caught applying for a shotgun licence,
He wrote my pal Dan, said he was the only white guy in the jail.
He got caught applying for a shotgun licence,
He wrote my pal Dan, said he was the only white guy in the jail.
April 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I knew a guy who had a pub in South London called "John Stryker", except he was actually called Nofio Pecora jr, a Louisiana mob lieutenant's son on the run for weed and insurance fraud,
He got caught applying for a shotgun licence,
He wrote my pal Dan, said he was the only white guy in the jail.
He got caught applying for a shotgun licence,
He wrote my pal Dan, said he was the only white guy in the jail.
She looks like Zelda from Terrahawks
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
She looks like Zelda from Terrahawks
I'm not defending Osbourne for a second,
Why are you defending Streeting?
Why are you defending Streeting?
April 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm not defending Osbourne for a second,
Why are you defending Streeting?
Why are you defending Streeting?