hot take: people shouldn’t be allowed to have the same first and last name pairings, it makes document tracking confusing

Yes, it can happen again. 👀

can’t tell if the pft sound I’m hearing is someone else farting or them putting honey into their tea

made flyers and menus and a drinking game for bestie’s birthday - the urge to not show everything to her immediately 😭😭😭

developed a crush on a straight cis man and was just as disappointed as you’d think

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