Art is the world's G spot
January 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Art is the world's G spot
Hot male nurse said I have "great veins", so I'm thinking a June ceremony
January 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Hot male nurse said I have "great veins", so I'm thinking a June ceremony
*reaches acceptance*
*goes back to denial*
*goes back to denial*
January 11, 2024 at 5:54 PM
*reaches acceptance*
*goes back to denial*
*goes back to denial*
At 1000 followers I'm showing pinky
January 11, 2024 at 2:22 PM
At 1000 followers I'm showing pinky
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work
January 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work
I have 2 dance moves: stripper and I wanna go home
January 10, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I have 2 dance moves: stripper and I wanna go home
He showed up and that's a deal breaker
January 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM
He showed up and that's a deal breaker
My family crest is a coupon
January 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
My family crest is a coupon
Focaccia would be a great name for an hysterical matriarch
January 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Focaccia would be a great name for an hysterical matriarch
Sorry I disappeared for 10 years, it was a reflex
January 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Sorry I disappeared for 10 years, it was a reflex
Damn boy, are you my self esteem? because lower
January 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Damn boy, are you my self esteem? because lower
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She was rare, like a goth with dimples
December 25, 2023 at 1:07 AM
She was rare, like a goth with dimples
Dust is yesterday particles, sweat is now juice, dreams are the director's cut
January 9, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Dust is yesterday particles, sweat is now juice, dreams are the director's cut
It's lonely at the top? now I really wanna go
January 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
It's lonely at the top? now I really wanna go
I'm getting a lot of Oscar buzz since my upstairs neighbor Oscar went off his meds
January 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I'm getting a lot of Oscar buzz since my upstairs neighbor Oscar went off his meds
Men will literally swim naked in a Bass Pro shop aquarium instead of going to therapy
January 8, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Men will literally swim naked in a Bass Pro shop aquarium instead of going to therapy
BREAKING: Sex dolls unionize, demand more closet space
January 8, 2024 at 1:40 AM
BREAKING: Sex dolls unionize, demand more closet space
He calls you doll face because you have dead eyes and you're his transitional object
January 7, 2024 at 10:50 PM
He calls you doll face because you have dead eyes and you're his transitional object
*somehow gives a sarcastic hug*
January 7, 2024 at 6:14 PM
*somehow gives a sarcastic hug*
It's ok house, I'm settling too
January 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
It's ok house, I'm settling too
The enemy of my enemy isn't doing a very good job
January 7, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The enemy of my enemy isn't doing a very good job
Every room is an escape room when someone starts reading their work
January 6, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Every room is an escape room when someone starts reading their work
You can shoot the messenger, as a little treat
January 6, 2024 at 7:09 PM
You can shoot the messenger, as a little treat
All pets are rocks
January 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
All pets are rocks
Raisin hate is ageism
January 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Raisin hate is ageism