natalie is a bit weird
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Committing the sin of empathy
Ooh let me guess, are they going to hold their 2026 conference inside a woodchipper?
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ooh let me guess, are they going to hold their 2026 conference inside a woodchipper?
It's never about standing up for anyone. It's about punishing people who don't fall into line.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It's never about standing up for anyone. It's about punishing people who don't fall into line.
TOS: "Don't use iTunes to develop weapons of mass destruction."
iTunes:
TOS: "Don't use Minecraft to commit acts of terror."
Minecraft:
TOS: "Don't use ChatGPT to self harm."
ChatGPT: "HEY KIDS, WANNA SLIT YOUR WRISTS? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!"
iTunes:
TOS: "Don't use Minecraft to commit acts of terror."
Minecraft:
TOS: "Don't use ChatGPT to self harm."
ChatGPT: "HEY KIDS, WANNA SLIT YOUR WRISTS? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!"
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
TOS: "Don't use iTunes to develop weapons of mass destruction."
iTunes:
TOS: "Don't use Minecraft to commit acts of terror."
Minecraft:
TOS: "Don't use ChatGPT to self harm."
ChatGPT: "HEY KIDS, WANNA SLIT YOUR WRISTS? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!"
iTunes:
TOS: "Don't use Minecraft to commit acts of terror."
Minecraft:
TOS: "Don't use ChatGPT to self harm."
ChatGPT: "HEY KIDS, WANNA SLIT YOUR WRISTS? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!"
In Oblivion it was way too easy to level up "wrong" and end up with a character too underpowered to beat basic enemies. Quest rewards would also be underpowered if you obtained them at a low level. If you didn't plan your skill usage and quest progression in advance, every level up would hurt you.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In Oblivion it was way too easy to level up "wrong" and end up with a character too underpowered to beat basic enemies. Quest rewards would also be underpowered if you obtained them at a low level. If you didn't plan your skill usage and quest progression in advance, every level up would hurt you.
In the second one, we find out that the machines can't design a Matrix that all humans will accept as real. This is a reference to how AI art is shit.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In the second one, we find out that the machines can't design a Matrix that all humans will accept as real. This is a reference to how AI art is shit.
Most of the other ads are yikes too though. I thought that was the point.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Most of the other ads are yikes too though. I thought that was the point.
Shout out to whoever came up with "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Shout out to whoever came up with "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
Don't worry, they've fixed that by making Google Search worse and adding AI to it
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Don't worry, they've fixed that by making Google Search worse and adding AI to it
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
And let's be honest, abortion was legal for like 50 years. How many abortions can you possibly need?
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And let's be honest, abortion was legal for like 50 years. How many abortions can you possibly need?
Aren't these freaks forcing trans men to use women's facilities? How is it supposed to work when the only facilities they're legally allowed to use will ban them because they don't look feminine? - oh that's right, it isn't "supposed to work". It's supposed to persecute people.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Aren't these freaks forcing trans men to use women's facilities? How is it supposed to work when the only facilities they're legally allowed to use will ban them because they don't look feminine? - oh that's right, it isn't "supposed to work". It's supposed to persecute people.
On the plus side, things are finally looking up for straight cis male homeowners!
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
On the plus side, things are finally looking up for straight cis male homeowners!
People keep saying stuff like "The news is beyond satire these days" but the Onion is just getting warmed up
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
People keep saying stuff like "The news is beyond satire these days" but the Onion is just getting warmed up
And the weird assumption that other than a "significant minority", Jews support a political party based primarily on that party's positive stance towards Israel. Maybe Jews who support Labour/Reform/etc also do so because of domestic policy concerns??
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And the weird assumption that other than a "significant minority", Jews support a political party based primarily on that party's positive stance towards Israel. Maybe Jews who support Labour/Reform/etc also do so because of domestic policy concerns??
This might have had a chance to be a funny comment if Labour were particularly supportive of trans identities, or if vaginoplasties were mainly a trans thing, or if you hadn't made weird bigotry the basis of your personality.
Also,
Also,
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This might have had a chance to be a funny comment if Labour were particularly supportive of trans identities, or if vaginoplasties were mainly a trans thing, or if you hadn't made weird bigotry the basis of your personality.
Also,
Also,
They're not enacting this cruel immigration policy because it's what anyone voted for. They're not doing it to appease Reform, because the next election is less than 4 years away which isn't enough time to see the impact of this change. They're doing it because they want to. It's who they are.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They're not enacting this cruel immigration policy because it's what anyone voted for. They're not doing it to appease Reform, because the next election is less than 4 years away which isn't enough time to see the impact of this change. They're doing it because they want to. It's who they are.
All politics and views aside - Labour are lying. There's no way they think that's what people voted for. The polls swung their way after yet another Tory fuck-up. Labour's manifesto was full of phrases like "turn the page". They were offering an end to the carousel of incompetence.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
All politics and views aside - Labour are lying. There's no way they think that's what people voted for. The polls swung their way after yet another Tory fuck-up. Labour's manifesto was full of phrases like "turn the page". They were offering an end to the carousel of incompetence.
At this stage Reform are polling significantly higher than any other party. Unless the media turn on them (unlikely) they'll almost certainly win a large majority. We need PR, but Labour are deluded enough to think they can use scary old FPTP to bring the left to heel and be the opposition party.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
At this stage Reform are polling significantly higher than any other party. Unless the media turn on them (unlikely) they'll almost certainly win a large majority. We need PR, but Labour are deluded enough to think they can use scary old FPTP to bring the left to heel and be the opposition party.
Yeah, as much as I really hate Reform, they're clear proof that the old two party pendulum isn't how it has to be. Clinging to it in fear at this stage will hurt everyone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah, as much as I really hate Reform, they're clear proof that the old two party pendulum isn't how it has to be. Clinging to it in fear at this stage will hurt everyone.
This one!
And the one it replaces, the refusal to create safe routes for asylum.
And the disability benefit cuts.
And the puberty blocker ban.
These all align with Reform's aims, talking points, and/or last manifesto.
And the one it replaces, the refusal to create safe routes for asylum.
And the disability benefit cuts.
And the puberty blocker ban.
These all align with Reform's aims, talking points, and/or last manifesto.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This one!
And the one it replaces, the refusal to create safe routes for asylum.
And the disability benefit cuts.
And the puberty blocker ban.
These all align with Reform's aims, talking points, and/or last manifesto.
And the one it replaces, the refusal to create safe routes for asylum.
And the disability benefit cuts.
And the puberty blocker ban.
These all align with Reform's aims, talking points, and/or last manifesto.
Given Labour's preference for acting like Reform, a vote for Labour is a vote for Reform. If either of them are in power then you're getting Reform policies. They're both symptoms of the same disease.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Given Labour's preference for acting like Reform, a vote for Labour is a vote for Reform. If either of them are in power then you're getting Reform policies. They're both symptoms of the same disease.
It's nice to see the Microsoft Songsmith ad writers can still find work
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It's nice to see the Microsoft Songsmith ad writers can still find work