Martin
@nataliasdad.bsky.social
You would think so, wouldn’t you?
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You would think so, wouldn’t you?
You made me snort coffee out my nose.
August 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You made me snort coffee out my nose.
I once copied the plot of an episode of Tales of The Unexpected I'd seen a couple of nights before for a short story assignment. Unfortunately, my English teacher had seen it too.
July 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I once copied the plot of an episode of Tales of The Unexpected I'd seen a couple of nights before for a short story assignment. Unfortunately, my English teacher had seen it too.
American Pie by Don McLean. Because everyone is about to lose their shit to the same verse and chorus for about 25 minutes.
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
American Pie by Don McLean. Because everyone is about to lose their shit to the same verse and chorus for about 25 minutes.
Oh great. Young Democratic voters are fired up and engaged. That news has never been followed by a catastrophic outcome for an election before. This is fine.
June 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Oh great. Young Democratic voters are fired up and engaged. That news has never been followed by a catastrophic outcome for an election before. This is fine.
I'm doing The Saliba down the disco this friday
April 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm doing The Saliba down the disco this friday
"And now, for the latest on the situation in Gaza, let's bring in author of Bridget Jones's Diary Helen Fielding..."
February 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"And now, for the latest on the situation in Gaza, let's bring in author of Bridget Jones's Diary Helen Fielding..."
¡¡Brava reina!! 👸 🪓
December 29, 2024 at 8:31 PM
¡¡Brava reina!! 👸 🪓
Poutine is a Russian plot sheeple. For god’s sake, it’s ’Putin’ with extra vowels.
December 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Poutine is a Russian plot sheeple. For god’s sake, it’s ’Putin’ with extra vowels.
Y'all know it's not easter, right?
December 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Y'all know it's not easter, right?
Oh yeah. The First season is dreadful. I remember buying the box set DVD when it came out and being tempted to return it, it was so bad. It's more a culturally significant thing now.
December 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Oh yeah. The First season is dreadful. I remember buying the box set DVD when it came out and being tempted to return it, it was so bad. It's more a culturally significant thing now.
Ever wonder why UFO sighting reports have nosedived since everyone started carrying 4K video cameras around in their pockets?
December 16, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Ever wonder why UFO sighting reports have nosedived since everyone started carrying 4K video cameras around in their pockets?
I've got my ticket for the 29th. Try not to lose your head before then.
December 15, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I've got my ticket for the 29th. Try not to lose your head before then.
I bet he wrote "I'm a remoaner" but decided it was too on the nose.
December 11, 2024 at 10:08 AM
I bet he wrote "I'm a remoaner" but decided it was too on the nose.
Or just vote for them and give them control of the entire government.
December 7, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Or just vote for them and give them control of the entire government.
Yep, they all got confined to a tent to watch it on a TV rather than in person. They probably didn’t receive enough booze either, poor darlings.
December 4, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Yep, they all got confined to a tent to watch it on a TV rather than in person. They probably didn’t receive enough booze either, poor darlings.
The Republic of Korea wants you to forget about South Korea.
December 3, 2024 at 9:16 PM
The Republic of Korea wants you to forget about South Korea.
One of the world’s biggest clubs? They’re playing Man U.
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
One of the world’s biggest clubs? They’re playing Man U.