natali
LightNews LightNews
banner
natali.rip
natali
@natali.rip
640 followers 140 following 190 posts
i'm so low maintenance that i'm barely breathing (SIG Docs Co-chair for Kubernetes, TODO Group Steering Committee, Open Source @ Cisco)
Posts Replies Media Videos
natali.rip
actually this one sums it up lol
three program chairs closing out the cncf maintainer summit as i excitedly wait to get off stage – mario to the left, karena in the middle, and myself on the right, what the hell is that face natali
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
natali.rip
being one of the program chairs for the cncf maintainer summit this year was a true professional highlight, and now it's time for someone else to shine (or work fucking tirelessly). glamour shot on stage clocked, time to go back to my maintainer hole
myself and karena on stage, program chairs of the cncf maintainer summit, keynoting the event. i'm speaking into a handheld mic and telling the audience not to write shitty abstracts for the next call for papers. we're both wearing all black and we both listened to metal afterwards
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
natali.rip
the cisco ospo reunion we all wanted @auggie.dev @svrnm.com
a photo taken from the side of myself, severin, stephen, and lelia outside the hookah-slash-sports bar in atlanta that we found after ditching the buildkite/honeycomb/pulumi party, all smiling for a photographer off-screen
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
natali.rip
i always return to the ancient wisdom of musicians reddit
reddit users rokman2012 and kitkanz engaging in a knowledge exchange by inspiring fellow guitar players to learn wonderwall by oasis in order to be ordained as an absolute pussy magnet
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
natali.rip
i mean look at us
a selfie of kat and natali holding their drinks at the ethel cain show, where you can't tell that we're wearing matching nike pleated track pants that have so much fucking material oh my god
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
natali.rip
our last show together before @kat.lol returns to the backcountry, of course it would be ethel cain
pink lights illuminate ethel cain at her show in london, accompanied by her wooden cross mic stand a white spotlight frames singer-songwriter ethel cain against a red light background at her show in london a blue, solemn light illuminates ethel cain at her show in london, crouching to sing at the audience, and accompanied by her wooden cross mic stand and stage decorations of spanish moss
October 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
natali.rip
worthwhile pain, isn't he cute?
my left leg showcasing the tattoo on my shin of the head of a three-eyed goat, meant to look menacing and demonic, but i just think goats are cool, too — all done in black and white with shading, no colour
September 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
natali.rip
being my friend, exhibit #7915
a screenshot of a text message from a friend, telling me about their successful colonoscopy, and how the doctor complimented their beautiful colon — i proceed to not believe them and ask if the doctor made them go awooga awooga
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
natali.rip
half drow, partial illithid, complete babe
a picture of a baldur's gate 3 character, who is half drow and partial illithid, with crossed arms, sporting a pixie grey haircut and deep purple veins that are very visible throughout her face and body, while wearing a leather bikini top and slacks, great tits
August 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
natali.rip
to quote @kat.lol: man, i love being depressed in public
a photo of the stage backdrop at the Nine Inch Nails show, featuring their NIN logo, with the sea of concert-goers in the pit taking photos and looking on, probably also enjoying being depressed for entertainment, in a seductive way
July 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
natali.rip
s is for cool
a picture of a tattooed leg, featuring the 'cool s', a little bloody
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
natali.rip
merry pissmas from us cookie decorators
a collection of cookies decorated in brightly coloured icing, featuring a biblically accurate angel, something riding an elephant, and the word cunt spelled out across several cookies
December 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
natali.rip
feeling very metal post-surgery
the second generation "they don't know" meme, which features an observant party-goer in a corner, alluding to one's feelings of self-worth and inadequacy when around strangers text 1: they don't know i'm carrying a drainage cannister of my own blood text 2: yes we do text 3: you already texted your three friends
December 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
natali.rip
salutations
a full body shot of me wearing a black, knee-length, short sleeve dress
April 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
natali.rip
okay well this is just wonderful
finished tattoo on my right leg of a broken vase with a venomous snake, dead plants, and skulls
August 17, 2023 at 6:51 PM
natali.rip
about to die well decorated
freehand sketch on my lower leg of a broken vase, featuring skulls, vines, and a snake depositing venom
August 17, 2023 at 12:03 PM
natali.rip
i survived it (didn't get the runs) and i'd do it again
a picture of me from the back, throwing victory signs with my hands, fatefully walking into a taco bell for the first time
July 16, 2023 at 1:51 PM
natali.rip
i love being from the island of korčula in the former yugoslav country of croatia where i return frequently for leisure
a small bay called gršćica, located on the island of korčula in croatia — houses by the sea, ascending up a small hill in a surrounding forest of pine trees on the adriatic sea
June 26, 2023 at 8:27 AM
natali.rip
turnstile fucking slapped
a picture from the upper gallery at the verti music hall of the band turnstile during their show in berlin, germany
June 8, 2023 at 9:07 AM
natali.rip
post your excellent selfies
a selfie of me, the pastiest, whitest woman ever, sitting in her dining room with make-up on that she's experimenting with for a wedding she's soon to attend
May 17, 2023 at 10:28 AM
natali.rip
scorpion and sub zero reporting for their posting op
a picture of my two cats, scorpion and sub zero, in bed
May 10, 2023 at 11:53 PM
natali.rip
thinking about the vb volleys and how my life is empty without them, @youngnick.bsky.social would understand
a picture of white volley sneakers with the victoria bitter beer logo on them
May 10, 2023 at 11:12 AM