nat-orious.bsky.social
@nat-orious.bsky.social
If you send me an email long after 5pm, one of two things will happen:
It’ll be read but I won’t acknowledge it or it won’t get read until after 9am the next day. You’re losing either way buddy.

Just wasting time. Poor planning and time management.
June 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Millennials are truly an unserious generation. Why are we all out on a Monday night like we don’t work? None of us have responsibilities ?

Am I a little tipsy? Maybe. Maybe a lot of tipsy.
May 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Had a fire drill at work for non-fire emergencies, which included active shooters…The way our hearts dropped to our ass when they told us we were essentially on our own to try to survive/figure out a plan since we’re the last floor in the building and there's no real plan in place for this scenario.
May 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Omg that sneaky snake brooch on the back of Zendaya’s suit jacket?!
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
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May 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Scheduling a bi-weekly team meeting AND a weekly “sprint” at 9:30am on MONDAY should send you straight to hell. BECAUSE WHY?!
a woman is sitting in a car with the words " what is the reason " written above her
ALT: a woman is sitting in a car with the words " what is the reason " written above her
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April 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ordered 2 drinks at Dave&Buster’s and they were $60+… didn't register it was called 1942 something for a reason 💀
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted
All it takes is for the weather to break a little bit and the streets look like the Ruff Ryders' Anthem video
March 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This morning has been so slow and full of holds out of my control, and it’s only 9 something.

Taking it as a sign to let the rest of the day be.
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Walking out the bathroom at Brooklyn Diner and Kurt Russell was waiting on the other side. Things I did not expect.
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Built my TikTok FYP so strategically. It’s filled with so many men whoring themselves and rugby players. I love the internet.
February 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wawa lattes are better than Starbucks 🫢
February 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Idc how expensive Tom Brady's watch is. That shit is UGLY.
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I LOVE mess and thats what this performance was.
a man in a black shirt is crying while sitting in a theatre .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is crying while sitting in a theatre .
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February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A PERFORMANCE
a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand
ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand
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February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Not the fries from the halal chicken spot being the only fries that don't destroy my stomach! And they're so tasty.

100% worth the risk.
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Always be a hater bby.
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This bitch finally took some Spanish lessons?!
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
desperately wanted an iced latte so I opted for Dunkin. Did not realize I ordered diabeetus until my drink was called 😵‍💫🫢
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The best part of this loan forgiveness shit is the gov’t owes me money now 🙃
January 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
But I am a hater and the stranger woman sitting next to me needs to be punched for sucking/biting on her nails. Got her dirty ass fingers half way down her throat. We’re on public transportation cochina.
January 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Love that the women I work with aren’t haters. They’re always there to hype you up and uplift you.
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not the Reyes bringing me cashmere gloves 🫢
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I was going to do stuff to feel productive, but I've decided against it.

Will [maybe] try again next week.
December 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM