All of those words and yet none of them hold any connection to one another.
Being against deportation has nothing to do with a coffee shop.

Damn he's not doing one of those Derren Brown tricks is he? Playing the longest of long games, where one day he'll reveal that his life's goal was to print that signature on a graph and everything leading up to that was just a spooky primer...

For a moment I genuinely thought that picture was his signature

I read that like it was a 00 agent revealing his secret identity at a cocktail party

"The name's Falls, Brook Falls"

#NewJamesBondConfirmed

Is he Florencio in disguise?

Yeah, so if you add water to that casserole, it'll quickly expand outwards with a horrifying scream. You need to collect that up and refrigerate it for a couple of days, till the outer casing fully hardens- break that open and a fully grown adult human who is capable of repairing shoes will emerge.

There's more of those mermaids??!

Wow blocked - I can only assume you've been hacked and hope the link isn't too dodgy...

The full article for what?
I'm not clicking shortened links without a description...