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Analytical FPL maverick cursed by the FPL gods. Breaking down data, maximizing EV, and getting all the wrong bounces. Stuck with ‘bad luck’ but dreaming big. #FPL #Top1Goal
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Trying out BlueSky and hoping my fantasy football luck follows me here. Ready to share insights, laugh at the chaos, and enjoy the journey!
Shit as always
January 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
GW20
Solanke to Isak
That’s all
January 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Nothing important, just a bad GW as always this season.
January 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Finally got rid of Bruno Fernandes after that second yellow, never been happier to hit the sell button! 🥳
Brought in Eze because, well, Very Eze decision.
Captained Palmer because it’s colder in Egypt than my rank right now ❄️ (still stuck at 1M – shocker).
4 FTs next week. GL!
December 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Thanks Bruno ❤️
To the next GW
December 28, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Boxing Day GW18: Mbuemo out, Ødegaard in (1 of 4 FTs) Rank’s still a joke at 800k, but I’m hoping Ødegaard leaves me a very nice present under the tree 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Small red.
Next GW will be fun 👀
December 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
GW17: Porro to Castagne.
Couldn’t risk starting Andersen over TAA with the fear of a cameo, so Andersen stays benched despite being back! The headache is real, but let’s hope he makes up for it in the coming GWs.

Rank still stuck at 800k, GL!
December 21, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Keeping Porro was a lucky decision.
We move.
GW16: Rolled the 3 FTs and decided to gamble on Porro starting instead of switching to Colwill. Hoping it doesn’t come back to haunt me! Current rank: 900k. Let’s climb! 🚀
December 16, 2024 at 9:59 PM
GW16: Rolled the 3 FTs and decided to gamble on Porro starting instead of switching to Colwill. Hoping it doesn’t come back to haunt me! Current rank: 900k. Let’s climb! 🚀
December 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
83 points despite being down to 10 men thanks to Gabriel and Arteta’s masterclass in secrecy. Not bad, though—solid game week overall!
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Justice
December 9, 2024 at 12:42 AM
GW 15:
In line with my usual bad luck this season, of course, Liverpool’s match gets postponed while I own Trent Alexander-Arnold, and I don’t have enough defensive cover due to injuries.
Anyway, I’ll roll the transfer since there’s no logical replacement.
GL!
December 7, 2024 at 11:04 AM
55 points in GW14, another red arrow, and down to 1.8m. This FPL season just keeps punishing me. Analytical decisions, no reward. Feeling drained, but the fight isn’t over.
December 6, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Rolled the FT in GW14 and kept faith in Mbeumo. Planning to bank up to 5 FTs over the festive chaos! 🎄 Rank: 1.5M and climbing. Patience is the play—big moves ahead! #FPL #GW14
December 3, 2024 at 4:53 PM
78 points in GW13, yet I’m still stuck in the mud from my terrible start. At this rate, even TAA’s crosses can’t save my season!
We move
December 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
GW13: Foden to Palmer (C) because, you know, genius moves only. The rest of my team is pure template, except TAA, who I’m relying on to outscore Haaland against Man City and save my 1.8M rank.
November 29, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Started the season getting bodied by variance, but the predicted curve is closing in on the realized one. Revenge arc loading 🔥 #FPL
November 26, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Only one hero can handle this shit season
November 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
GW12: Injury chaos has left me fielding the only FPL team in the world without Cole Palmer. 1FT Greaves to Andersen.
November 23, 2024 at 11:11 AM
My FPL season is cursed—now it’s not just my players getting injured, but me too! Twisted my ankle during a match today. Who’s the next sub in real life 😂
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
My FPL team has so many injuries, I’m not managing a squad—I’m running a hospital
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Every day is a new chance to try, to learn, to grow. Even small steps lead somewhere. #Motivation #KeepGoing
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Trying out BlueSky and hoping my fantasy football luck follows me here. Ready to share insights, laugh at the chaos, and enjoy the journey!
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM