Nass Dhoe
@nassdhoe.bsky.social
This is why we can't have nice things.
#blacksky
#blacksky
In a related note, any actual contact with him requires a liberal dose of penicillin.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
In a related note, any actual contact with him requires a liberal dose of penicillin.
Where were his pinky toes during his six bankruptcies?
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Where were his pinky toes during his six bankruptcies?
They named their child "Stockholm Syndrome."
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
They named their child "Stockholm Syndrome."
MAGA Math don't math. It barely wipes its ass and lies a lot, too.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
MAGA Math don't math. It barely wipes its ass and lies a lot, too.
First, Trump had tulips for Bubba. Now he's going after the Rose.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
First, Trump had tulips for Bubba. Now he's going after the Rose.
Bro shops at the Mesopatamian Shekel Tree.
Guess we should consider ourselves lucky that he's wearing any clothes at all.
Guess we should consider ourselves lucky that he's wearing any clothes at all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bro shops at the Mesopatamian Shekel Tree.
Guess we should consider ourselves lucky that he's wearing any clothes at all.
Guess we should consider ourselves lucky that he's wearing any clothes at all.
Senator Kelly better cover his drink if Roofie Pete comes a knockin'.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Senator Kelly better cover his drink if Roofie Pete comes a knockin'.
Wait... did she just try to use Trump to validate that she was telling the truth? 40k lies in his first term trump?
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November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wait... did she just try to use Trump to validate that she was telling the truth? 40k lies in his first term trump?
Sez the half pint that committed ACTUAL CRIMES against our country... pled guilty... then was pardoned by an actual convicted criminal.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sez the half pint that committed ACTUAL CRIMES against our country... pled guilty... then was pardoned by an actual convicted criminal.
This is fucking disgusting. Even more so than usual. What in the actual fuck?
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is fucking disgusting. Even more so than usual. What in the actual fuck?
"Dress up," you say, huh Sean?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Dress up," you say, huh Sean?
"Dress up," you say, huh Sean?
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Dress up," you say, huh Sean?
Up is down. Black is white.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Up is down. Black is white.
Ron Howard voice: "Mamdani's not a Socialist. Democratic Socialism is very different."
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November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ron Howard voice: "Mamdani's not a Socialist. Democratic Socialism is very different."
Anyone who ties for 5th place or higher is eligible for SWAT, drones, and snipers... apparently.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Anyone who ties for 5th place or higher is eligible for SWAT, drones, and snipers... apparently.
And by "attitude," he means that she's a woman.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And by "attitude," he means that she's a woman.
"Naw, that's totally NOT how an abuser behaves."
-No one ever (Never ever)
-No one ever (Never ever)
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Naw, that's totally NOT how an abuser behaves."
-No one ever (Never ever)
-No one ever (Never ever)
MAGA on Facebook is apoplectic over the whistles. They are demanding that ICE and CBP be allowed to shoot the whistlers because they are assaulting them.
Let my 8th grade gym teacher, Mz. Abernathy, know I'm coming for her and payback is unending supersets of mountain climbers and burpees.
Let my 8th grade gym teacher, Mz. Abernathy, know I'm coming for her and payback is unending supersets of mountain climbers and burpees.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
MAGA on Facebook is apoplectic over the whistles. They are demanding that ICE and CBP be allowed to shoot the whistlers because they are assaulting them.
Let my 8th grade gym teacher, Mz. Abernathy, know I'm coming for her and payback is unending supersets of mountain climbers and burpees.
Let my 8th grade gym teacher, Mz. Abernathy, know I'm coming for her and payback is unending supersets of mountain climbers and burpees.
"May I meet you?" asked the Hedge Fund Douche as he snorts 3 lines of Adderall off his escorts ass.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"May I meet you?" asked the Hedge Fund Douche as he snorts 3 lines of Adderall off his escorts ass.
It's a toss-up for which one of these is more appropriate...
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's a toss-up for which one of these is more appropriate...
